Man Passes Gas – Charged with Battery on Officer

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Date: September 24th, 2008

Category: Uncategorized

SOUTH CHARLESTON, West Virginia – As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station. Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.
Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.
When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. More… Magazine LaneDiscount Cigarettes & TobaccoNutty News Marketplace -International Wine Accessories
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12 Responses to “Man Passes Gas – Charged with Battery on Officer”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Nasty SOB is lucky the cops did not beat the crap out of him.

  2. any mouse Says:

    Them damn nasty beer farts, I have actually made the animals run out of the room when I let off a few. Thank goodness there were no open flames around.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Smoking gun actually has a copy of the police report.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0924081gas1.html

    Seems he actually lifted his leg at the cop and then used his hands to fan it at him. lol

  4. Anonymous Says:

    EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Anonymous Says:

    WATTA story.
    It’s a gas !!!!

  6. Anonymous Says:

    Thats disgusting. But I don’t see how it could be called battery.

  7. Anonymous Says:

    thats awesome .. the cop just got mad so he added another charge “battery”… what kind of bullshit charge is that!
    Next time you pass gas, make sure no cops are arround, you may end up going to jail

  8. Anonymous Says:

    i must of been one juicy fart to batter the cop! Was he planning on deep frying? Oh, wait that said battery…never mind.

  9. Anonymous Says:

    the cop should have farted back into the guys mouth. or he could have sluiced his hand and then rubbed it on his teeth

  10. mb Says:

    Hurl… nasty bean gas. I would have tasered him. Knocks the gas right out of you, and sometimes clears up any constipation you may have. Mugshot with a extra load… that’ll wipe the smirk off his face.

  11. Anonymous Says:

    This guy wouldn’t look this good after he kept falling down on the way to the patrol car.ya know what I mean.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    Just read where they dropped the battery charge for “breaking wind” and fanning it at the police. Guess the air in the room cleared up finally.

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