Archive for January, 2009

John the Toilet Shot – Laid to Rest

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Date: January 31st, 2009

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CENTERVILLE, Utah — John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant’s bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known. The toilet was shattered by a bullet when a man’s gun fell from its holster as he was pulling up his pants, police said. Police do not plan to file criminal charges in connection with the incident. More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Simply Audiobooks

Pole dancing demo for the school students

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Date: January 31st, 2009

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UK – It was a packed lunch for children at an English school who were treated to a pole dancing lesson as part of their Be Healthy Week. The Sun reports around 1000 students aged between 14 and 19 from South Devon College in Paignton, on England’s east coast, watched as Sam Remmer, 32, of pole dancing company The Art of Dance performed in one of the public areas of the campus. During the performance, some students captured the moves on their mobile phones. More… Video… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & TobaccoNutty News MarketplaceJoin The NRA

Reports Cast Octuplets’ Mother in Less-Flattering Light

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Date: January 30th, 2009

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California – Reports are circulating that cast an unflattering light on the miracle mom who gave birth to octuplets in California Monday.
CBS News reported Friday that the mother of eight newborns, who already had six children, filed for bankruptcy and abandoned her home less than two years ago. She hasn’t been identified publicly yet, though CBS News described her as a woman in her 30s who lives with her parents. More… Update… Update… Update… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & TobaccoNutty News MarketplaceNetflix

Intruder’s face painted like Batman villain

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Date: January 30th, 2009

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A 26-year-old Thorp man who broke into a town of Reseburg home allegedly wore face paint to resemble The Joker while assaulting his ex-girlfriend’s boyfriend, according to a Clark County criminal complaint. Cole Vetterkind broke into Alecia Swensen’s boyfriend’s home at N12458 Gorman Ave., Thorp at about 5:30 a.m. Saturday, sheriff’s officials said. More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & TobaccoNutty News Marketplace - David’s Cookies

Suzanne Somers Takes 60 Pills a Day

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Date: January 30th, 2009

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Suzanne Somers has always been preoccupied with staying fit and looking young.
But has the former Three’s Company star gone too far?
On an appearance Thursday on “Oprah,” Somers, 62, invited cameras into her home to watch her daily routine of hormone injections and supplement popping.
She begins with rubbing a syringe of estrogen on one arm, every day. For two weeks out of the month, she rubs progesterone on the other. More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & TobaccoNutty News Marketplace - AmericaRx.com

Uninvited Sister Attacks Bride at Wedding Reception

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Date: January 30th, 2009

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HEBRON, Indiana – Police say a northern Indiana woman who wasn’t invited to her sister’s wedding reception showed up anyway and attacked the bride, pulling out clumps of her hair.
Twenty-three-year-old Annmarie Bricker of Valparaiso faces a misdemeanor battery charge for last Friday’s attack outside a Porter County home. More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & TobaccoNutty News MarketplaceJames Allen

Haunted hospital calls in exorcist

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Date: January 30th, 2009

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UK – Hospital managers have called in an exorcist after shaken workers complained they are being terrified by a ghost.
Spooked staff at Derby’s new Royal Hospital claimed a black-clad figure wearing a cloak was stalking wards and corridors.
Now chiefs at the £334million NHS site are to summon a local priest to see off the “spirit”. More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & TobaccoNutty News MarketplaceBedford Fair Lifestyles

Australians celebrate national day with cockroach racing

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Date: January 29th, 2009

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Australia – Marking the birth of a nation, the 28th annual Australia Day cockroach races have been held in Brisbane.
Following in the foot-steps of previous thoroughbred cockroaches ‘Cocky Balboa’, ‘Priscilla – Queen of the Drains’ and ‘Osama Bin Liner’, ‘Irish Cock’ claimed this year’s place in the cockroach hall of fame. More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & TobaccoNutty News MarketplaceMadison Ave Mall

Man commits robbery to feed pet fish

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Date: January 29th, 2009

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Australia – An Irish carpenter on a working holiday in Australia pleaded guilty to a series of bizarre crimes including robbing a Brisbane ticketing agency to feed his pet fish. Richard William O’Flynn admitted in court today that he passed a note to a Brisbane Ticketek employee, which read: “Give me all the (bad word) money from the till.” More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & TobaccoNutty News MarketplaceTiger Direct

American Spirit Ultra Light Box

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Date: January 29th, 2009

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American Spirit Ultra Light Box is a brand of cigarette and tobacco products manufactured in the United States by the Santa Fe Natural Tobacco Company. The company that manufactures American Spirit Ultra Light Box as founded in 1982, but in 2002 was acquired by Reynolds American and is now an official subsidiary. In the United States, there are currently ten varieties of American Spirit Ultra Light Box cigarettes on the market. They can be distinguished by the variety of colors used in packaging such as the brand of American Spirit Ultra Light Box. 1 Carton (10 Packs = 200 Cigarettes)

Teen shot by neighbor over borrowed TV set

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Date: January 29th, 2009

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New York – Eleventh-grader Rodney Lewis just wanted his family’s TV back, but he was shot to death Wednesday by the neighbor who borrowed it, his family said Wednesday.
The East Harlem 17-year-old confronted his downstairs neighbor Wednesday afternoon demanding the return of 32-inch set. Words led to punches in a fourth-floor hallway inside the Woodrow Wilson Houses on E. 105 St., and the neighbor ended the fight with two shots, police said. Police are looking for Cloves Roche (pictured). More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News MarketplaceMD Skincare

Fleeing Bank Robber Scared Old Woman to Death

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Date: January 29th, 2009

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RALEIGH, North Carolina – Larry Whitfield was on foot, his getaway car wrecked, his rookie attempt at robbing a bank thwarted by a set of locked doors, according to detectives. Looking for a place to hide, police say, he found himself inside the home of a frightened old woman.
There’s no evidence Whitfield ever touched 79-year-old Mary Parnell. Authorities say he even told the grandmother of five he didn’t want to hurt her, directing her to sit in a chair in her bedroom. More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & TobaccoNutty News MarketplaceCoastal Contacts

Millionaire’s beach turned into toilet

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Date: January 29th, 2009

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Dubai – A noxious tide of toilet paper, raw sewage and chemical waste has transformed Dubai’s most prestigious stretch of shoreline into a foul-smelling health hazard. A stretch of the exclusive Jumeirah Beach — a magnet for Western tourists and home to a string of hotels — has been closed. “It’s a cesspool. Our tests show too many E. coli to count. It’s like swimming in a toilet. More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & TobaccoNutty News Marketplace1-800-PetMeds

Acrobat Falls to His Death During Performance

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Date: January 28th, 2009

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SCOTTSDALE, Arizona – A performer with an aerial acrobatic troupe fell to his death Tuesday during a show in front of hundreds of people in Scottsdale.
Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark says the 30-year-old man fell during what he described as a Cirque du Soleil-type performance in which the man slowly unravels his body from a sash while suspended in the air. More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News MarketplaceGo To My PC

Zoo responds to Bob Barker’s $1.5-million offer – No!

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Date: January 28th, 2009

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We told you yesterday that former “The Price Is Right” host Bob Barker has offered to pony up $1.5 million to relocate Billy the elephant from his current home at the L.A. Zoo to a sanctuary.
“The thousands of Angelenos who agonized over Billy’s tragic life at the Los Angeles Zoo will rejoice to learn that now Billy will have the opportunity to roam over countless acres at the PAWS sanctuary, living the life that nature intended for him,” Barker wrote in a letter to City Councilman Tony Cardenas. More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & TobaccoNutty News MarketplaceJust My Size