John the Toilet Shot – Laid to Rest

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Date: January 31st, 2009

Category: Uncategorized

CENTERVILLE, Utah — John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant’s bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known. The toilet was shattered by a bullet when a man’s gun fell from its holster as he was pulling up his pants, police said. Police do not plan to file criminal charges in connection with the incident. More… Discount Magazine SubscriptionsDiscount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Simply Audiobooks
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13 Responses to “John the Toilet Shot – Laid to Rest”

  1. john's friend Says:

    I knew John. We used to meet after breakfast every morning.

  2. john's friend Says:

    I knew John. We used to meet after breakfast every morning.

  3. john's friend Says:

    I knew John. We used to meet after breakfast every morning.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Holy crap! John is gone?

  5. Anonymous Says:

    I used to read the paper with John most mornings.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    I hope they gave him a 21 flush salute.

  7. Anonymous Says:

    I was just telling Urinal I can’t believe he is gone.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    John and I became very close.

  9. Anonymous Says:

    John was a good guy, but he could be a little cold sometimes.

  10. Anonymous Says:

    John was especially understanding after a long hard night out. He took a lot of crap but never dished any out. He will be missed.

  11. Anonymous Says:

    Shot to sh!t !!!

  12. Anonymous Says:

    John and I developed a strong relationship. We used to look at the latest gucci, burberry, dior, and chanel catalogues together.

    John was a toilet.

  13. Anonymous Says:

    He is a toilet wth?? Well anyways I have 2 more at my house! He isn’t totally gone!

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