Archive for June, 2010

Woman blames vampire for car crash

Posted By Staff

Date: June 30th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

vampireFRUITA, Colorado – If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado’s Grand Valley. The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: World’s Dumbest Criminals-Heart Attack Defense

Nutty Fact: Prior to 1900, prize fights lasted up to 100 rounds. 

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone. 

Rodent droppings, roaches found in airline food

Posted By Staff

Date: June 30th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

roachUSA – Not only do airlines charge you for it, it’s infested with roaches and mice droppings, according to a report by USA Today. The newspaper reports that the major facilities that prepare airline food had numerous health and sanitation violations. Among them: improper temperatures, use of unclean equipments, poor hygiene by employees, cockroaches, flies, mice (including their nesting materials) and inadequate pest control.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: The killer tortoise

Nutty Fact: The exact geographic center of the United States is near Lebanon, Kansas. 

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone. 

Ban for being drunk while operating a mobility scooter

Posted By Staff

Date: June 30th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

wheel1UK – A disabled man has been banned from driving for three years after being caught drink driving on his mobility scooter. David Gorman admitted driving while almost three times the drink-drive limit on his electric scooter along a pavement in Pinhoe Road, Exeter. The scooter has a top speed of 8mph. The ban means he now has to get around on a manual wheelchair.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Soccer Player Throws Fist, Pulls Hair

Nutty Fact: Outside the USA, Ireland is the largest software producing country in the world.

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone. 

Couple gave marijuana bong to their 13-month-old son

Posted By Staff

Date: June 30th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

bong1Grapevine, Texas – The parents of a 13-month-old Texas boy are facing felony endangerment charges after the child’s father allegedly put a marijuana bong on the toddler’s lips. The bong was seized by cops after they received a tip that Julio Garcia was smoking marijuana in the Grapevine apartment he shares with Brenda Duran, the boy’s 19-year-old mother. A witness told cops that after Garcia–who turned 20 Monday–took several hits from the bong, he placed his son’s mouth on the glass device.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: THE BORDERS ARE QUITE SECURE

Nutty Fact: Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone. 

Brothers Selling Oil Spill Souvenirs

Posted By Staff

Date: June 30th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

bottleFlorida – Jeffrey and David Shiffman have turned their bathroom into a pseudo chemistry lab. The two brothers from Ft. Lauderdale are trying to support relief efforts in the Gulf, by bottling and selling “Oil Spill Water.” “Some people are like, ‘who really wants that?’” said Jeffrey Shiffman. “Well, we don’t really know who wants it.” But they’re about to find out. A two ounce bottle goes for $9.99 on oilspillwater.com. It’s real oil and real ocean water, just not from the Gulf. It’s a “simulation” of the spill.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: David After Dentist

Nutty Fact: Hot water is heavier than cold.

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone. 

Missing Teen Found Alive After 3 Weeks

Posted By Staff

Date: June 30th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

abigailNew London, Ohio – An Ohio teenager who disappeared more than three weeks ago has been found alive by police. Abigail “Abbi” Obermiller, 17, of Huron County, Ohio, had last been seen around midnight on June 7 inside her grandmother’s home, approximately 10 miles from her parents’ residence in Norwalk. She reportedly had been staying in an apartment that was rented by her boyfriend, 20-year-old Robert “Bobby” Young, three weeks ago in New London, Ohio.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Monkey Smoking

Nutty Fact: Pnigophobia is the fear of choking on fish bones.

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone. 

VA patients exposed to diseases due to dirty dental equipment

Posted By Staff

Date: June 30th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

dentalSt. Louis – Veterans Affairs is warning hundreds of veterans that they may have been exposed to viruses from dental work performed at the St. Louis VA Medical Center. The federal agency said it was mailing letters to 1,812 veterans treated during a 13-month period ending in March at the clinic at its John Cochran hospital. The VA letter said that dental equipment “may not have been cleaned correctly.” As to why it took more than three months for veterans to be told that they might have been exposed to HIV and hepatitis viruses,a spokeswoman for the VA said the agency needed time to figure out the risk level from the potential exposure.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: GE CEO Collapses During Joe Biden Speech

Nutty Fact: The first man to distill bourbon whiskey in the United States was a Baptist preacher, in 1789.

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone. 

Hot weather spurs nude walker – Not illegal

Posted By Staff

Date: June 30th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

dog4MONTPELIER, Vermont – What better way to beat the heat than…walk naked through the Capital City? That was one 18-year-old woman’s solution to the humidity, a tactic that turned heads and prompted a flurry of phone calls to the Montpelier Police Department. Police identified the woman and spoke with her but said there was little they could do from a law enforcement perspective.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Al Franken Caught Sleeping

Nutty Fact: The human brain stops growing at the age of 18.

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone. 

School Won’t Let Students Recite Pledge of Allegiance

Posted By Staff

Date: June 30th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

pledge-of-allegianceMassachusetts – When Sean Harrington entered his freshman year at Arlington High School, he noticed something peculiar: There were no American flags in the classrooms, and no one recited the Pledge of Allegiance. So Harrington enlisted the aid of his fellow students, and now, three years later, they have succeeded in getting flags installed in the classrooms. But the pledge still will not be recited. Educators are concerned that it would be hard to find teachers willing to recite it.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: El Toro bails

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Who Are You Going to Kill Today?

Posted By Staff

Date: June 30th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

kill1California – A California congressman known for edgy sarcasm mocked an opponent of illegal immigration during a town hall meeting last week, asking, “Who are you going to kill today?” before the constituent, a self-identified Minuteman, posed his question. Rep. Pete Stark, D-Calif., no stranger to controversy, mocked the idea that the borders are not secure when asked about the federal government’s lack of activity on border security.  Full Article  Video

Nutty Videos: EJECT NOW!

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Flying car gets go-ahead from FAA

Posted By Staff

Date: June 29th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

car2Washington DC – The Terrafugia Transition, a light aircraft that can convert into a road-legal automobile, is to go into production after being given a special weight exemption by the US Federal Aviation Administration. The Transition was designed as a “light sport” aircraft, the smallest kind of private aeroplane under FAA classification, with a maximum weight of 1,320lb. But the manufacturers found it impossible to fit the safety features – airbags, crumple zones and roll cage, for instance – that are required for road vehicles into that weight.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Comedy gymnastics

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Man saves woman’s life after train severs her legs

Posted By Staff

Date: June 29th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

trainCanada – A man with no medical training managed to save a young woman’s life when both her legs were severed by a train and he managed to tie the protruding arteries of her legs into knots. The woman was reportedly  with her boyfriend as they jumped onto a slow-moving freight train near Jonquière, northeast of Quebec City. The 20-year-old woman lost her footing and fell under the wheels. Local jeweller Roger Saulnier saw two stumps gushing blood.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Man Dodges Train

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Protestors oppose plans for Michael Jackson statue

Posted By Staff

Date: June 29th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

michael-jacksonPRAGUE – Thousands of Czechs are protesting plans to place a Michael Jackson statue in Prague. A group of fans plans to erect a 6-foot column with a bronze bust of the King of Pop in Letna Park, where Jackson held a concert in 1996. They want to unveil it Aug. 29 to mark Jackson’s 52nd birthday.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Figure Skating Funny Fall

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

‘Melrose Place’ Actress Charged in Fatal Car Accident

Posted By Staff

Date: June 29th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

amyPrinceton, New Jersey – Former “Melrose Place” actress Amy Locane-Bovenizer was charged in a drunk driving accident that killed a New Jersey woman. Locane-Bovenizer, who played Sandy Louise Harling on “Melrose Place,” was driving a 2007 Chevy Tahoe when she slammed into the passenger side of a vehicle, instantly killing noted art historian Helene Seeman, 60, authorities said.  Prior to the fatal crash, Locane-Bovenizer, 39, rear-ended another vehicle at an intersection a few miles away, before driving off.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Low on Gas

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Mom Accused of Bullying Girl With Porn

Posted By Staff

Date: June 29th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

northwestSalt Lake City, Utah – A Utah mom allegedly doctored a pornographic photo of a woman having sex with a dog, superimposing into the picture the face of a 13-year-old girl who attends middle school with her daughter. Danette Stark, 37, appeared in court to face 18 counts of sexual exploitation of a minor. Prosecutors said she created the image, put it into fliers and distributed them at Northwest Middle School in Salt Lake City.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Hard Knock’Out

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Woman found unconscious after huffing dust remover

Posted By Staff

Date: June 29th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

mckeeverFlorida – A 27-year-old Naples woman is facing a misdemeanor charge after police say they found her unconscious in a puddle of her own vomit after huffing dust remover. Elizabeth Ann Mckeever was charged with inhalation of harmful chemicals. Jeffery Mark Korbel, 41, said he found her slumped in a chair with her eyes closed and a can of dust remover in her hand. When Korbel nudged her shoulder, he said Mckeever turned her head and squirted dust remover in her mouth.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: This has got to hurt

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Store Sells American Flag With 61 Stars

Posted By Staff

Date: June 29th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

dollarDallas, Texas – One Texas man couldn’t believe what he saw on the American flag he purchased at a Dollar Tree store in Dallas: 11 extra stars emblazoned on Old Glory. “You can kind of see the stars are all crooked, and if you count them, they’re actually 61 stars,” Tim Childress told WFAA.com. Childress said he went back to the store where he bought the flag and sent an e-mail message to the marketing company in Virginia that made it hoping they might address the error.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Excited dog plays with baby

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

International Space Station sex ban

Posted By Staff

Date: June 28th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

alan-poindexterJapan – Commanders do not allow sexual intercourse on the International Space Station, it has been disclosed. “We are a group of professionals,” said Alan Poindexter, a NASA commander, during a visit to Tokyo, when asked about the consequences if astronauts boldly went where no others have been. “We treat each other with respect and we have a great working relationship. Personal relationships are not … an issue,” said a serious-faced Mr Poindexter. “We don’t have them and we won’t.”  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Airplane Low on Gas

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Mexican singer killed after denying his murder

Posted By Staff

Date: June 28th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

sergio-vegaMexico – Mexican singer Sergio Vega has been shot dead only hours after he had denied reports he had been murdered. The 40-year-old singer, known as El Shaka, told a website he had increased security measures after a number of Mexican musicians were killed. Musicians performing narcocorridos, songs celebrating the lives of drug barons, often become the targets of rival drug gangs.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Dog Gets Beat Up By Deer

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Blagojevich Considered Oprah for Senator

Posted By Staff

Date: June 28th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

oprahIllinois – Oprah Winfrey undoubtedly looked like an attractive candidate for senate, despite her lack of political experience. She’s perhaps the most recognizable figure from Chicago, she’s black – a trait Blagojevich highly favored — and she has clout among legislators. ”She’s a kingmaker!” Blagojevich says.  “She made Obama!” Blagojevich makes clear that he wants to appoint an African-American, but can’t decide on a candidate he likes.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Snowboard Trick WIN

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Fertility Center Fined for Giving Patient Wrong Embryos

Posted By Staff

Date: June 28th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

centerConnecticut – A woman who sought help from a prominent Connecticut fertility center last year received embryos, but they belonged to another woman with the same last name. A lab technician only checked the last name on the container with the embryos and pulled the wrong ones from frozen storage. Procedure is to check the medical record number and last four digits of the Social Security number. That patient who received the embryos was informed of the error within an hour and decided to take the “morning after” pill to prevent the pregnancy.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Bad Crashes

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Obama Can Shut Down Internet For 4 Months

Posted By Staff

Date: June 28th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

internetWashington DC – President Obama will be handed the power to shut down the Internet for at least four months without Congressional oversight if the Senate votes for the infamous Internet ‘kill switch’ bill, which was approved by a key Senate committee yesterday and now moves to the floor. Despite the Center for Democracy and Technology and 23 other privacy and technology organizations sending letters to Senator Lieberman and other backers of the bill expressing concerns that the legislation could be used to stifle free speech,  the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee passed in the bill in advance of a vote on the Senate floor.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Wii Fail

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Ku Klux Klan Senator Dead at 92

Posted By Staff

Date: June 28th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

byrdCHARLESTON, West Virginia – Robert Carlyle Byrd, the longest-serving member of Congress in United States history, who spent much of his career as a conservative Democrat and ended it by fiercely opposing the war in Iraq and questioning the state’s powerful coal industry, died Monday. He was 92.  Byrd’s political career was also dogged by his early membership in the Ku Klux Klan, which he said he joined mostly because of its anti-communist position and the political connections he could make there. But in a 1945 letter to a segregationist U.S. senator, Byrd wrote that he would never fight in the armed forces alongside blacks, and said he never wanted to “see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels.”  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Worlds dumbest criminals

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Justices extend gun owner rights nationwide

Posted By Staff

Date: June 28th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

gun2WASHINGTON DC – The Supreme Court ruled Monday that the Constitution’s “right to keep and bear arms” applies nationwide as a restraint on the ability of the federal, state and local governments to substantially limit its reach. In doing so, the justices, by a narrow 5-4 margin, signaled that less severe restrictions could survive legal challenges. Justice Samuel Alito, writing for the court, said the Second Amendment right “applies equally to the federal government and the states.”  Full Article

Nutty Videos: TOP 10 BEST LANDINGS

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Lost cockatiel is back home – maybe

Posted By Staff

Date: June 28th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

popCOLUMBUS, Ohio - The Ohio owners of a missing cockatiel who created a Web site and posted 4,000 signs looking for the bird say they’ve found it 10 miles from home — they think. Ed and Laurie Ward of Columbus are “95 to 98 percent sure” the bird is their pet Popcorn, missing for a month, but are awaiting confirmation by Popcorn’s trademark “dance” beside the family’s microwave oven.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Deadlift

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

No booze, no nudity at Missouri strip clubs

Posted By Staff

Date: June 28th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

girlMissouri – Missouri’s strip clubs will have more clothing, reduced hours and no alcohol after Aug. 28 under a bill signed by Gov. Jay Nixon. It’s likely, however, that the law, which regulates the clubs and other sexually oriented businesses, will face a legal challenge. A group of adult entertainment business owners has vowed to sue to stop the new law, much as they did in 2005, when a similar law was overturned in court as an unconstitutional infringement of free speech.  Full Article

Nutty News: Evil and funny cats

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

High School sweethearts marry 68 years later

Posted By Staff

Date: June 28th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

cakeWaco, Texas – It’s been more than 68 years since West High School sweethearts Carl King and Dorothy Stallings started dating. After decades apart, they got married Saturday in Waco. The couple corresponded when King joined the Navy and was shipped out to the Pacific during World War II. When King returned to Texas in 1946, he and Stallings dated for two more years. But they broke it off.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Al Gore reeling after sex-crazed poodle allegations

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Trapped drunk driver opens another beer

Posted By Staff

Date: June 27th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

beer1New Zealand – Paul Nigel Sneddon, 47, pleaded guilty to careless driving and drunken driving after being nearly three times over the legal alcohol limit in a district court in the city of Palmerston North, the Dominion Post newspaper reported. Police found Sneddon, a former baker, trapped in his overturned Ford Laser, drinking a can of beer after he failed to take a corner properly and crashed through a wooden barrier, flipping his vehicle.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Evil and funny cats

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

G8: Obama interested in golf courses

Posted By Staff

Date: June 27th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

golfCanada – When U.S. President Barack Obama stepped off his helicopter in Huntsville, the first thing he said was, “You’ve got a lot of golf courses here, don’t you?” Industry Minister Tony Clement told the National Post in an exclusive interview. “I told him, We would really recommend and love it if you could come back here with Michelle and the kids at some point.”  Full Article 

Nutty Videos: Al Gore reeling after sex-crazed poodle allegations

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.

Countries clash in egg throwing contest

Posted By Staff

Date: June 27th, 2010

Category: Nutty News

eggUK – Teams from across the world are competing in an egg throwing competition being hosted by a village in Lincolnshire for the fifth time. The championships are being held at Swaton near Sleaford where the German and English egg throwing rivalry is expected to attract the most attention. Other events include the egg relay and the egg trebuchet challenge.  Full Article

Nutty Videos: Evil and funny cats

Get NUTTY NEWS and NUTTY VIDEOS apps for your phone.