Archive for July, 2011

Drunk sleeps in car wash, run over twice

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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car-washNutty News Lakeland, Florida – Authorities say a homeless man was sleeping in a Lakeland gas station carwash when a truck ran over his legs. Police say 59-year-old John Tyer went into the carwash to get out of the rain. He told an emergency responder that he had been drinking earlier that day. Later that afternoon, police say 32-year-old Paul Stiles drove his 2005 Dodge Ram into the carwash and ran over Tyer’s legs. Stiles told police he initially thought it was part of the mechanism that triggers the carwash. When he realized it was a person, he put the truck in reverse and ran over Tyer again.  More

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Vice President Biden Charging Secret Service Rent

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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bidenNutty News Wilmington, Delaware – The U.S. Secret Service does more than protect Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. – the agency also pays him rent. Since April, Mr. Biden has collected more than $13,000 from the agency charged with protecting him and his family, for use of a rental cottage adjacent to the waterfront home he owns in a Wilmington, Del., neighborhood. Mr. Biden, listed not as vice president in federal purchasing documents but as “vendor,” is eligible for up to $66,000 by the time the government contract expires in the fall of 2013, the records show. The agency pays $2,200 in rent per-month.  More

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Nutty Joke

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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hillbilly3Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’

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News Reporter Shot With BB Guns

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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leanne-suterNutty News Fontana, California – Two youths were arrested after shooting at a television news crew with BB guns as they filmed a live weather cross in Fontana, California. KABC-TV reporter Leanne Suter was taken to a hospital after being hit in the hand when two boys, aged 16 and 17, opened fire at the station’s van about 6:15pm local time. Police said the pair were likely to be charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Arnold Kleiner, KABC-TV’s president and general manager, said in a statement that the network was cooperating with the police investigation.  More

Hairdryer saves grandmother

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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karin-koellnerNutty News of the World: Gladbeck, Germany – A bonnet dryer saved a German grandmother from serious injury or worse when the ceiling of the salon where she was having her hair done collapsed. “At first I didn’t realise what was happening. You can’t hear a thing under the bonnet,” said Karin Koellner, 72, from Gladbeck in western Germany. “Then bits of the ceiling broke off. But the dryer worked like a protective helmet.”  Two other people escaped with slight injuries in the incident.  More

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Dahmer’s Survivor Charged in Man’s Death

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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tracy-edwardsNutty News Milwaukee, Wisconsin – The man who led Milwaukee police to serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer 20 years ago was charged in the death of a homeless man who drowned after he was thrown off a bridge. Tracy Edwards – who escaped Dahmer’s Milwaukee apartment in July 1991, leading police and the world to Dahmer’s crimes – was charged along with Timothy Carr with first-degree recklessly endangering safety in the death of Johnny Jordan, 43. A witness saw Edwards, Carr and Jordan arguing on a downtown bridge. The witness says Carr, 44, and Edwards, 52, picked up Jordan and threw him off the bridge, head first. Jordan went under and was not seen again until the rescue squad arrived and pulled him from the water.  More

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It’s the law in Texas

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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buffaloIt is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

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Drunk Gored to Death After Provoking Bull

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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bullNutty News of the World: Valencia, Spain – A man was gored to death after provoking a bull with an umbrella during a festival in eastern Spain. The victim, who was described as around 50, was apparently drunk when he struck the bull with the umbrella. The bull cornered the man in a narrow street before goring him several times. The man was taken to the hospital in Valencia, but died following wounds to the chest and the armpit.  More

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8-year-old drives family from Mississippi to Dallas

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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billy-joe-maddenNutty News Louisiana – A father was arrested this morning in Livingston Parish after state troopers discovered his 8-year-old son was driving the family from Mississippi to Dallas while the man slept, intoxicated. The father, Billy Joe Madden, 28, of Hattiesburg, Miss., was arrested and booked into the Livingston Parish Jail. Louisiana State Police Troop A received a call around 6:30 a.m. from a concerned motorist traveling west on Interstate 12 near Holden, said state police spokeswoman Melissa Matey. The driver said a green Chevrolet pick-up truck was moving erratically and a child appeared to be the driver. Madden was in the passenger seat while his 8-year-old son drove and his 4-year-old daughter sat in the back seat.  More

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Beautiful Women Discover Cameras In Their Apartment

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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nutty-news-videos1Two Women Discover Hidden Cameras In Their Apartment

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Blinded Acid Victim Pardons Attacker

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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ameneh-bahramiNutty News of the World: Tehran, Iran – An Iranian woman who was blinded by a suitor who threw acid on her face has pardoned her attacker at the last minute, sparing him from being blinded by acid as retribution. Iranian state television broadcast footage of Ameneh Bahrami in the operating room with her attacker, Majid Mohavedi, who was on his knees waiting for her to drop acid in his eyes as punishment. Bahrami said she has forgiven Mohavedi and pardoned him. State TV showed Mohavedi weeping and saying Bahrami was very generous.  More

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Vagrants trap and eat ducks, squirrels in park

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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prospect-parkNutty News New York – Cops have busted a group of oddball poachers in Prospect Park – a band of vagrants that was trapping and eating ducks, squirrels and pigeons. Parks officers wrote four tickets – two for killing wildlife and two for illegal fishing – totaling $2,100 in fines during a two-day period. The disheveled – and possibly homeless – tribe in question uses makeshift fishing poles and traps to catch the critters, then grills them over the fire, according to park watchdogs.  More

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WTC worker gets settlement check for $0.00

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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edgar-galvisNutty News New York – Cancer-stricken Ground Zero worker Edgar Galvis has finally received a compensation check — for zero dollars. The 51-year-old Queens man, who suffered sinus problems and then throat cancer after months of removing toxic debris from the World Financial Center, was relieved to get a check in the mail. His award had been $10,005, but his lawyers at the firm Worby, Groner, Edelman & Napoli Bern lopped off $2,579 for unitemized legal expenses. Then they took a 33.3 percent fee of $2,124. They also subtracted $352, a fee to the lawyer who referred him. The remaining $4,950 was withheld for unspecified “liens,” the letter says. Galvis thinks this was repayment of workers’ compensation for aid.  More

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Nutty Joke

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Date: July 30th, 2011

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taxiThere was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!”

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!”

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was $300.

The Japanese exclaimed, “Wah… so expensive!”

There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!”

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Waitress gives herself a tip

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Date: July 30th, 2011

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judy-proffittNutty News Thomasville, North Carolina – A former waitress at a Thomasville Restaurant was arrested and accused of manipulating tip amounts on customer’s checks. Judy Proffitt, 26, was charged with seven counts of obtaining property by false pretenses. A customer at the restaurant had notified the owner that his debit card had been charged too much after he had dined at the restaurant.  The customer alleged that the amount of the tip had been altered from what they originally put on the check. The owner told authorities that he pulled other tickets from the waitress and found that several tips had been altered.  More

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10 children left in hot car outside bar

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Date: July 30th, 2011

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mackisha-b-johnsonNutty News Montana – Mackisha B. Johnson and Christopher M. Jones were arrested outside the Alibi Lounge. Police responded to the bar at 3:09 p.m. and found the kids – aged infant to 11 – inside the car, according to a police incident report. The officer at the scene noted the temperature outside was 99 degrees with a heat index of 101. Jones and Mackisha Johnson, the mother of six of the children, were arrested at the scene afternoon. It was not immediately clear what relationship Jones had to the children, if any.  More

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Burglar smears peanut butter and jelly on dog

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Date: July 30th, 2011

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peanut-butterNutty News Seattle, Washington – A North Seattle resident returned home to find his house in the 13000 block of Meridian Avenue North covered in peanut butter and jelly. According to the police report, peanut butter and jelly was smeared on most of the floors, furniture and more. Even the man’s dog was covered in peanut butter and jelly. In addition, someone threw up in the bed of the man’s daughter. The man’s daughter told police she thinks her friend, a known drug user, is the culprit.  More

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Man arrested for taking leftover food home

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Date: July 29th, 2011

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raphael-a-moralesNutty News New Port Richey, Florida – A Dunkin’ Donuts employee is accused of giving customers free food and coffee and stealing leftover doughnuts, sandwiches and cheese at night, some of which he gave to cab drivers in exchange for rides home. Raphael A. Morales, 31, was arrested and charged with grand theft. According to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office, Morales stole and gave away more than $300 in goods within a three-day period. A manager at the 5421 Little Road shop told the Sheriff’s Office that all unsold items must be thrown away at the end of the evening. But Morales told authorities he took these extra food items home for his infant and wife.  More   True Crime Today    Nutty News Today   Nutty News for iPhone   Nutty News for Android Phones   Nutty Videos   Nutty News Facebook Fan Page   Nutty News on Twitter   Nutty Videos on Twitter   Register A Website Address – Choose A Hosting Package – Easy Do-It-Yourself Websites - HostWink.com  Nutty News Marketplace

New Extra-Strength Tylenol – less pain reliever

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Date: July 29th, 2011

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extra-strength-tylenolNutty News Trenton, New Jersey – Labels on Extra Strength Tylenol packages will now list the maximum daily dose as six pills, or a total of 3,000 milligrams, down from eight pills a day, or 4,000 milligrams to prevent overdose. Beginning next year, McNeil will also reduce the maximum daily dose for its Regular Strength Tylenol and other adult pain relievers containing acetaminophen, the most widely used pain killer in the country. Besides Tylenol, acetaminophen is the active ingredient in the prescription painkillers Percocet and Vicodin and in some nonprescription pain relievers, including NyQuil and some Sudafed products. It’s found in thousands of medicines taken for headaches, fever, sore throats and chronic pain.  More   Nutty News Today   Nutty News for iPhone   Nutty News for Android Phones   Nutty Videos   Nutty News Facebook Fan Page   Nutty News on Twitter   Nutty Videos on Twitter   Register A Website Address – Choose A Hosting Package – Easy Do-It-Yourself Websites - HostWink.com  Nutty News Marketplace

Nutty News Quote

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Date: July 29th, 2011

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trumanI have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
President Harry S. Truman

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Illegals move to Mexico for American Dream

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Date: July 29th, 2011

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mexicoNutty News of the World: Mexico – There are fewer undocumented immigrants in California – and the Sacramento region – because many are now finding the American dream south of the border. “It’s now easier to buy homes on credit, find a job and access higher education in Mexico,” Sacramento’s Mexican consul general, Carlos González Gutiérrez, said. “We have become a middle-class country.” Mexico’s unemployment rate is now 4.9 percent, compared with 9.4 percent joblessness in the United States.  More   Nutty News Today   Nutty News for iPhone   Nutty News for Android Phones   Nutty Videos   Nutty News Facebook Fan Page   Nutty News on Twitter   Nutty Videos on Twitter   Register A Website Address – Choose A Hosting Package – Easy Do-It-Yourself Websites - HostWink.com  Nutty News Marketplace