Archive for July, 2011

Drunk sleeps in car wash, run over twice

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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car-washNutty News Lakeland, Florida – Authorities say a homeless man was sleeping in a Lakeland gas station carwash when a truck ran over his legs. Police say 59-year-old John Tyer went into the carwash to get out of the rain. He told an emergency responder that he had been drinking earlier that day. Later that afternoon, police say 32-year-old Paul Stiles drove his 2005 Dodge Ram into the carwash and ran over Tyer’s legs. Stiles told police he initially thought it was part of the mechanism that triggers the carwash. When he realized it was a person, he put the truck in reverse and ran over Tyer again.  More

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Nutty Joke

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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hillbilly3Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’

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News Reporter Shot With BB Guns

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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leanne-suterNutty News Fontana, California – Two youths were arrested after shooting at a television news crew with BB guns as they filmed a live weather cross in Fontana, California. KABC-TV reporter Leanne Suter was taken to a hospital after being hit in the hand when two boys, aged 16 and 17, opened fire at the station’s van about 6:15pm local time. Police said the pair were likely to be charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Arnold Kleiner, KABC-TV’s president and general manager, said in a statement that the network was cooperating with the police investigation.  More

Hairdryer saves grandmother

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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karin-koellnerNutty News of the World: Gladbeck, Germany – A bonnet dryer saved a German grandmother from serious injury or worse when the ceiling of the salon where she was having her hair done collapsed. “At first I didn’t realise what was happening. You can’t hear a thing under the bonnet,” said Karin Koellner, 72, from Gladbeck in western Germany. “Then bits of the ceiling broke off. But the dryer worked like a protective helmet.”  Two other people escaped with slight injuries in the incident.  More

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Dahmer’s Survivor Charged in Man’s Death

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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tracy-edwardsNutty News Milwaukee, Wisconsin – The man who led Milwaukee police to serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer 20 years ago was charged in the death of a homeless man who drowned after he was thrown off a bridge. Tracy Edwards – who escaped Dahmer’s Milwaukee apartment in July 1991, leading police and the world to Dahmer’s crimes – was charged along with Timothy Carr with first-degree recklessly endangering safety in the death of Johnny Jordan, 43. A witness saw Edwards, Carr and Jordan arguing on a downtown bridge. The witness says Carr, 44, and Edwards, 52, picked up Jordan and threw him off the bridge, head first. Jordan went under and was not seen again until the rescue squad arrived and pulled him from the water.  More

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It’s the law in Texas

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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buffaloIt is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

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Drunk Gored to Death After Provoking Bull

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Date: July 31st, 2011

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bullNutty News of the World: Valencia, Spain – A man was gored to death after provoking a bull with an umbrella during a festival in eastern Spain. The victim, who was described as around 50, was apparently drunk when he struck the bull with the umbrella. The bull cornered the man in a narrow street before goring him several times. The man was taken to the hospital in Valencia, but died following wounds to the chest and the armpit.  More

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