Archive for December, 2011

Banana Sam Kidnapped

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Date: December 31st, 2011

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Nutty News San Francisco, California – Police are investigating the brazen theft of a beloved squirrel monkey named Banana Sam from the San Francisco Zoo. The 17-year-old primate disappeared and investigators believe someone stole the animal. “It was apparent someone broke into the zoo and deliberately took the animal, we believe somebody has him,” Andraychak said. A reward of $5,000 is offered.  Full Article   Update: Banana Sam found safe

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Lottery Winner Claims Prize At Last Minute

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Date: December 31st, 2011

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Nutty News Iowa – The winner of an Iowa Lottery ticket valued at $16.5 million waited until two hours before the deadline to claim the prize. The ticket was purchased nearly one year ago. Even though the prize has been claimed, it’s still not clear who the winner is. Attorneys went to lottery headquarters with the winning ticket, but they weren’t the winners. Instead, they worked for Hexam Investment Trust in Bedford, New York, and it’s still unclear if someone from Hexam is the ticket owner or if the trust simply represents the winner.  Full Article

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PETA Seeks Memorials to Cows Killed on Roads

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Date: December 31st, 2011

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Nutty News Chicago, Illinois – An animal rights group wants Illinois to install highway signs in memory of cattle that died when trucks hauling them flipped in two separate wrecks. PETA’s request to the Illinois Department of Transportation says the signs would pay tribute to the more than 20 head of cattle killed as a result of negligent driving in Illinois this year. PETA says the effort is part of a national campaign to call attention to how cattle suffer in the meat industry.  Full Article

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Man burns down topless coffee shop

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Date: December 31st, 2011

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Nutty News Augusta, Maine – A man blamed for a fire that destroyed a coffee shop where topless waitresses worked has been found guilty of arson. A jury convicted Raymond Bellavance Jr. after deliberating for four hours. Prosecutors said anger and jealousy caused Bellavance to set fire to the coffee shop, where his ex-girlfriend worked as a waitress. Deputy District Attorney Alan Kelley told jurors Bellavance’s former girlfriend was having a relationship with the shop’s owner.  Full Article

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Date: December 31st, 2011

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Siri Tells Little Boy to ‘Shut the F— Up,’ Calls Him ‘Ugly’

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Date: December 31st, 2011

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Nutty News UK – For all the kind and helpful advice that Apple’s Siri personal assistant gives out, don’t ever catch it on a bad day, or it’ll tell you off in ways your mother would not approve. A demo unit for the iPhone 4S caught fire for telling 12-year-old Charlie Le Quesne to “Shut the f— up, you ugly t—.” Charlie asked Siri “How many people are there in the world?” and that was the answer he got back. Needless to say, the demo unit was unplugged and sent back to Apple for “diagnostic tests.”  Full Article

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Free crack pipe program for addicts

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Date: December 30th, 2011

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Nutty News Canada – Crack addicts in Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside have started receiving free crack pipes as part of a Vancouver Coastal Health Authority harm reduction strategy aimed at curbing the spread of disease. Part of a $60,000 trial project, the pipes are just one piece of drug paraphernalia found inside kits that have been distributed to users. The glass pipes are heat-resistant and shatterproof, which experts say should reduce injury to the users’ lips and mouth.  Full Article

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On a $4M Vacation, Michelle Seeks $3 From Backers

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Date: December 30th, 2011

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Nutty News Hawaii – Speaking from her paradisical $4 million Hawaii vacation, Mrs. Obama wants to know: Do any of President Obama’s supporters have $3 to spare for his reelection? This is approximately like coming upon Warren Buffett on a street corner with a McDonald’s cup asking if he can have 15 cents. Michelle’s request was part of an email sent to the Obama 2012 list.  Full Article

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GM recalling 4,000 cars to check for missing brake pads

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Date: December 30th, 2011

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Nutty News Detroit, Michigan – General Motors Co. said that it is recalling more than 4,000 of its 2012 Chevrolet Sonic subcompact cars to check for missing brake pads. The possibility that some Sonics could be missing an inner or outer brake pad was discovered during warranty service for a rental vehicle customer. A missing pad could require longer stopping distance, and contribute to a crash.  Full Article

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Man Steals Ambulance To Drive Himself To Hospital

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Date: December 30th, 2011

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Nutty News Tampa, Florida – When it came to getting medical attention, stealing an ambulance and driving it to the hospital wasn’t such a bad idea at the time for one Tampa man. Hubert Lee Credit, 39, was arrested after he stole an ambulance and drove himself to the hospital for treatment for injuries from what Credit claims to have been an earlier altercation with four men. When Credit was arrested, there was a noticeable puncture wound to his head.  Full Article

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Couple in McDonald’s drive-thru completely nude

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Date: December 30th, 2011

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Nutty News Galesburg, Illinois – Two people in western Illinois are facing charges after pulling up to a McDonald’s drive-thru completely nude. Police in Galesburg say a 19-year-old El Paso man and a 21-year-old Galesburg woman were released from Knox County Jail after being ordered to appear in court to face public indecency charges. The couple was still in the McDonald’s parking lot when officers arrived. The man was crouched over in the driver’s seat trying to put on a pair of pants, while his passenger was covering up in a blanket.  Full Article

New Bar in Town

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Date: December 30th, 2011

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In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. Work progressed, however right up till the week before opening, when a lightning strike hit the bar and it burned to the ground. The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means. The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the buildings demise in its reply to the court. As the case made it’s way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented, “I don’t know how I’m going to decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner that believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that doesn’t.

Woman pulls up carrot bearing long-lost ring

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Date: December 30th, 2011

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Nutty News Sweden – After 16 years, Lena and Ola Påhlsson, who reside near Mora, Dalarna, in central Sweden, had given up hope of ever finding Lena’s lost wedding ring. The ring, which Lena had designed herself, went missing after she had put it on the kitchen counter in midst of a holiday baking session back in 1995. The couple engaged in a frantic search for the ring, even checked behind the appliances and beneath the floor boards when renovating the kitchen a few years later, but to no avail. But as Lena was about to gather the last of the carrots from the family vegetable patch she pulled out a carrot that had something attached to it. As the carrot was so small, she was about to throw it away when she realized what it was that appeared to be growing around the finger-sized vegetable.  Full Article

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Children bound with duct tape, hung upside down

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Date: December 30th, 2011

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Nutty News Williams, Arizona – A northern Arizona couple have been arrested on suspicion of child abuse after allegedly posting pictures on Facebook of their children bound with duct tape. The 2-year-old and 10-month-old children were bound around their wrists and ankles and had their mouths closed with tape. One child was hung upside down on an exercise machine. Frankie and Kayla Almuina were arrested at their home in Williams, Ariz., after an anonymous tipster saw the photos on the mother’s Facebook page and called the Arizona Child Abuse Hotline.  Full Article

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Man arrested for picking up rooster at post office

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Date: December 30th, 2011

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Nutty News Boynton Beach, Florida – A suburban Lake Worth man who has a past arrest for cockfighting was charged today with violating his probation after he allegedly stopped by a post office to retrieve a live rooster. City police officers arrested Danny Pham, 36, after they said they observed him picking up the rooster from the U.S. Postal Service. Pham was one of seven men arrested during the Super Bowl in February 2009 on charges of being involved with cockfighting and was on probation.  Full Article

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Woman arrested for having 15 cases of Bud Light in her car

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Date: December 29th, 2011

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Nutty News Alabama – A Decatur woman accused of transporting 112 gallons of beer from Tennessee to Alabama for a party has been charged with transporting prohibited liquor. Gloria Crisantes Salazar, 39, was arrested while traveling south on Interstate 65. Deputy Cody Lewter, who made the traffic stop, noticed Salazar had 15 cases, or 112.5 gallons, of 40-ounce bottles of Bud Light beer in her vehicle. According to the report, Salazar was planning to have a party.  Full Article

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A One-Horse Town Down to Two People

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Date: December 29th, 2011

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Nutty News Messex, Colorado – One of the few disadvantages of living in Messex, people here say, is the noise made by coal trains rumbling along the nearby railroad tracks. The train engineers “just don’t know how to lay off the horn,” says David Ulibarri. “They act like somebody’s there. There ain’t nobody there.” Nobody except Mr. Ulibarri, 68 years old, and his neighbor, Dixie Newman, 76 – the only residents of this hamlet at the intersection of two gravel roads on the high plains of northeastern Colorado.  Full Article

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Man Burns House So Mother, Wife Won’t Move In

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Date: December 29th, 2011

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Nutty News Tampa, Florida – Local authorities responding to distress calls arrived to a house in flames, the fire fully engulfing 5703 S MacDill Ave. as Kent Perusse, 48, allegedly resigned himself to watching it burn while he sat across the street on his neighbor’s lawn. He said, “I did it, ” according to reports, and he allegedly did it for love – a love now over. He told police he started the fire with gasoline because he didn’t want his mother, wife or daughter to move in. Minutes earlier, witnesses told police Perusse calmly walked down his steps in socks and shorts, with a soot-smeared face and third-degree burns on his lower legs.  Full Article

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Thieves Watching Holiday Trash To Find Targets

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Date: December 29th, 2011

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Nutty News Fort Worth, Texas – As the holiday season comes to an end, many North Texans are busy enjoying their newly acquired high-tech gifts and gadgets. But what happened to the packaging? Experts are warning consumers to think twice about how they toss the boxes. The boxes from large electronics are like an open invitation for crooks looking to swipe a big ticket item. Bennett said, “Unfortunately, we have story after story of people getting a new TV, putting the box out, and a few days later their house is broken into and their TV is gone.”  Full Article

Obama launches hotline for busted immigrants

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Date: December 29th, 2011

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Nutty News Washington DC – As states across the nation ramp up their efforts to catch illegal immigrants, the Obama administration launched a new free hotline for people busted on violations to get help. The hotline, run by the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, is available 24/7 for detained individuals to phone if they think they may be U.S. citizens or victims of a crime. The hotline will have translation services available in several different languages. ICE personnel will gather the caller’s information and send it to a field office for immediate action.  Full Article

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Date: December 29th, 2011

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‘Bumcrack bandit’ woman suspect in two latest shootings

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Date: December 29th, 2011

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Nutty News Australia – A female robber dubbed the ‘Bumcrack Bandit’ may be behind the Gold Coast’s latest shooting, in the same suburb where police officer Damian Leeding was gunned down. Wearing low-slung jeans, the woman showed a lot more than just athleticism as she vaulted the bar at the Coomera Lodge Hotel with a silver pistol in one hand. CCTV cameras captured images of her rear-end as she leapt the counter and, together with a male accomplice, fled the premises with the cash drawer and alcohol.  Full Article

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Dump GoDaddy Exodus Begins

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Date: December 28th, 2011

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Nutty News – It’s a boycott of viral proportions. GoDaddy.com, one of the largest domain registrars on the Internet, stands to potentially lose thousands of customers on Thursday, Dec. 29, after the company gave and then repealed its support for a controversial bill before Congress that many fear could heavily restrict the web. On the eve of what has been dubbed “Dump Go Daddy Day,” imgur.com — pronounced “imager,” it’s one of the largest image hosting sites in the world, responsible for an astonishing 28 terabytes of bandwidth and nearly 200 million page views today alone — has already changed its registry entries, foreshadowing the potential negative effect of a boycott set to begin Thursday morning.  Full Article  Register a web address at HostWink.com 

Man shoots himself in the foot to get painkillers

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Date: December 28th, 2011

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Nutty News Billings, Montana – A Miles City man’s demands for prescription drugs turned violent after hospital staff refused to give him the drugs. He then proceeded to shoot himself in effort to get the painkillers. Police said that the 48-year-old man came to the hospital and wanted pain killers for severe back pain and was allegedly denied treatment. The man was upset and went to his vehicle, grabbed a handgun and shot himself in the ankle in an effort to get the painkillers.  Full Article

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Moms Plan “Nurse-In” at Target Stores

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Date: December 28th, 2011

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Nutty News Chicago, Illinois – Nursing moms upset with breastfeeding preferences at Target stores will stage a “nurse-in” at locations in Chicago and across the country. Local moms say the demonstration is meant to raise awareness about controversies over nursing in public. This latest outcry, they say, stems from a recent incident in Texas. Houston mom Michelle Hickman apparently was nursing in a remote area of a Target store when staffers told her to move into a fitting room.  Full Article

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Voters to decide if porn actors must wear condoms

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Date: December 28th, 2011

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Nutty News Los Angeles, California – A proposal that would require adult film actors to use condoms has qualified for the June ballot after proponents gathered enough signatures to put the issue before Los Angeles voters. Proponents gathered more than 70,000 signatures, exceeding the 41,000 required to place the issue on the ballot. The ballot measure is the subject of a legal challenge by City Attorney Carmen Trutanich calling the measure a “needless and wasteful expenditure of public resources made in connection with a measure which the voters have no power to adopt.”  Full Article