The Temperance sermon

Posted By Staff

Date: March 25th, 2014

Category: Nutty Jokes

preacherA preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”

With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”

And then finally, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”

He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,

“For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: “Shall We Gather at the River.”

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