A Man With No Enemies

Posted By Staff

Date: May 14th, 2014

Category: Nutty Jokes

church  old manMeet Walter Barnes. Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”

Everyone held up their hands except one man, Walter Barnes. “Mr. Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”

“I don’t have any,” he replied gruffly. “Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?” “Ninety-eight,” he replied.

“Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?”

The old man tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, “I outlived all them assholes” – and he calmly returned to his seat.

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