UK - New sex discrimination laws introduced by Harriet Harman mean that landlords could be punished for allowing sexist jokes in their pubs. Here, in a defiant stand against the killjoys, is a selection of the best jokes which would fall foul of the legislation…
A blind man walks into a bar and says to the barmaid: “I’ve got a really good blonde joke for you.” The barmaid says to him: “Excuse me, I’m a 6ft blonde rugby player, the woman behind you is a blonde shot-putter, and the woman next to you is a blonde bodybuilder. Do you still want to tell that joke?” The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, then says: “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.” More… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - CARIBBEAN Travel Deals

MEXICO CITY, Mexico - Mexico’s “Little Old Lady Killer,” a female ex-wrestler who strangled and beat to death 11 elderly women in their homes after offering them domestic help, was sentenced to life in prison on Monday.
Juana Barraza, dubbed “Mataviejitas” in Spanish, murdered at least 11 people in the capital since 2000 and may have killed close to 40 in total, making her one of the worst serial killers in Mexico’s recent history. More… - Video - Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Buckle

Web-site hacking has reached a new low, both morally and technically.
Unknown miscreants had a good time two weekends ago when they posted hundreds of flashing animated images onto discussion boards hosted by the Landover, Md.-based Epilepsy Foundation.
Flashing lights or bold moving patterns can trigger often violent seizures among 3 percent of the estimated 50 million epileptics worldwide. More… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Big Dogs Sportswear

SACRAMENTO, California - A woman who says she had to forgo cancer treatment because of botched surgery by a California doctor says she was never made aware the doctor was being treated for alcoholism and had been convicted for driving under the influence of alcohol. Becky Anderson says she had no idea the doctor treating her was being treated for alcoholism.
Becky Anderson received a breast reconstruction from Dr. Brian West, a California plastic surgeon, in September 2000. Becky, who was suffering from breast cancer, says she had to forgo cancer treatment while battling complications from West’s surgery.
Now she is dying of cancer. More… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Giga Golf

Facing tighter budgets, law enforcement agencies across the country are increasingly turning to civilians to respond to some calls that sworn officers and deputies are usually responsible for.
That means people calling 911 to report a traffic accident, a burglarized home or a stolen car may be greeted by a civilian in a polo shirt instead of a gun-toting officer.
“It hasn’t been universally adopted throughout the country. But most areas have at least thought about the alternative and are more open to it now because of the economy,” said Richard Brady, president of the Palo Alto, Calif.-based Matrix Consulting Group that has worked with more than 250 law enforcement agencies. More… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Paul Fredrick Men Style

Among the debts reported this month by Hillary Rodham Clinton’s struggling presidential campaign, the $292,000 in unpaid health insurance premiums for her campaign staff stands out. Clinton, who is being pressured to end her campaign against Barack Obama for the Democratic nomination, has made her plan for universal health care a centerpiece of her agenda. The campaign provides health insurance to all its employees, their spouses, partners and children — and that wasn’t interrupted by any lag in payments to insurance providers, said Jay Carson, a Clinton campaign spokesman. More… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Luggage Online

SAN DIEGO, California - To his Navy SEAL buddies, Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael A. Monsoor will always be known as “Mikey,” a fun-loving 25-year-old guy who had “a little mischievous look on his face.” It’s a face they’ll never forget. On Sept. 29, 2006, while on a mission in Ramadi, Iraq, Monsoor and other members of a Navy SEAL sniper team were within a moment of death. An insurgent had tossed a grenade into their hideout, hitting Monsoor in the chest before bouncing to the floor. In an instant, Monsoor was on the grenade, using his body to shield his comrades from the blast. More… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Fragrance Net