Archive for January, 2009

John the Toilet Shot - Laid to Rest

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Date: January 31st, 2009

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CENTERVILLE, Utah — John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant’s bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known. The toilet was shattered by a bullet when a man’s gun fell from its holster as he was pulling up his pants, police said. Police do not plan to file criminal charges in connection with the incident. More… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Simply Audiobooks

Obama cranks up thermostat - He likes it warm

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Date: January 31st, 2009

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Washington - Add President Obama’s name to the ever-growing list of global-warming hypocrites. During the campaign, Obama made no bones about where he stood on the question of energy and global warming: “We can’t drive our SUVs and . . . keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times . . . and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK.” But it turns out that Obama keeps the Oval Office at near-tropical heat levels. More… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Drs. Foster and Smith

Pole dancing demo for the school students

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Date: January 31st, 2009

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UK - It was a packed lunch for children at an English school who were treated to a pole dancing lesson as part of their Be Healthy Week. The Sun reports around 1000 students aged between 14 and 19 from South Devon College in Paignton, on England’s east coast, watched as Sam Remmer, 32, of pole dancing company The Art of Dance performed in one of the public areas of the campus. During the performance, some students captured the moves on their mobile phones. More… Video… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Join The NRA

Obama’s half brother arrested on charge of drug possession

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Date: January 31st, 2009

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NAIROBI, Kenya - George Obama, the half brother of U.S. President Barack Obama, has been arrested by Kenyan police on a charge of possession of marijuana, police said Saturday. Inspector Augustine Mutembei, the officer in charge, said Obama was arrested on charges of possession of cannabis, known in Kenya as Bhang, and resisting arrest. He is scheduled to appear in court Monday, Mutembei said. He is being held at Huruma police post in the capital of Nairobi. More… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Animals911.org

Reports Cast Octuplets’ Mother in Less-Flattering Light

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Date: January 30th, 2009

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California - Reports are circulating that cast an unflattering light on the miracle mom who gave birth to octuplets in California Monday.
CBS News reported Friday that the mother of eight newborns, who already had six children, filed for bankruptcy and abandoned her home less than two years ago. She hasn’t been identified publicly yet, though CBS News described her as a woman in her 30s who lives with her parents. More… Update… Update… Update… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Netflix

Intruder’s face painted like Batman villain

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Date: January 30th, 2009

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A 26-year-old Thorp man who broke into a town of Reseburg home allegedly wore face paint to resemble The Joker while assaulting his ex-girlfriend’s boyfriend, according to a Clark County criminal complaint. Cole Vetterkind broke into Alecia Swensen’s boyfriend’s home at N12458 Gorman Ave., Thorp at about 5:30 a.m. Saturday, sheriff’s officials said. More… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - David’s Cookies

Suzanne Somers Takes 60 Pills a Day

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Date: January 30th, 2009

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Suzanne Somers has always been preoccupied with staying fit and looking young.
But has the former Three’s Company star gone too far?
On an appearance Thursday on “Oprah,” Somers, 62, invited cameras into her home to watch her daily routine of hormone injections and supplement popping.
She begins with rubbing a syringe of estrogen on one arm, every day. For two weeks out of the month, she rubs progesterone on the other. More… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - AmericaRx.com

Uninvited Sister Attacks Bride at Wedding Reception

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Date: January 30th, 2009

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HEBRON, Indiana - Police say a northern Indiana woman who wasn’t invited to her sister’s wedding reception showed up anyway and attacked the bride, pulling out clumps of her hair.
Twenty-three-year-old Annmarie Bricker of Valparaiso faces a misdemeanor battery charge for last Friday’s attack outside a Porter County home. More… Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - James Allen