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Tiger Woods’ Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Posted By Staff
Date: November 28th, 2009
Category: Nutty News
Florida - Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol — that should happen this afternoon. But we’re told Tiger had a conversation Friday — with a non-law enforcement type — detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant. We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club. More…
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November 29th, 2009 at 12:07 AM
That sucks. Golf sucks anyway.
November 29th, 2009 at 4:19 AM
This version sounds much more believeable, #1 golfer has his stash of Pain Meds, gobbles a couple on turkey day, wifeepoo starts railing about the exotic hostess, the pain meds are working so Tiger starts to roar, wifeepoo grabs errant driver of #1 golfer and starts chasing him around the house wanting too tee off, #1 golfer says the hell with this and wolfs down a couple more pain meds and flees to the garage and as he is departing, mild mannered wifeepoo chases him down driveway beating the car and smashing his windows in. Sounds like the making of a great movie, would be a blast to direct
November 29th, 2009 at 8:31 AM
sounds more like a good golf club commercial to me, still be fun to direct.
makes one wonder who married the tiger?
November 29th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
you know…. (sarcasm) this is racist on the wife’s part (/sarcasm)
November 30th, 2009 at 5:10 AM
He’s responsible, if he was driving. He must have the vehicle under control at all times.
November 30th, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Yes, this does sound more believable. Another story I read said the back window was busted out in an attempt to remove Tiger from the vehicle by his wife. Back window for a driver extraction? Suuuuure. It’s not like the vehicle flipped over or anything.