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Health: Yoga With Your Dog

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Date: December 16th, 2013

Category: Bizarre, Funny, strange, Weird

dogaPHILADELPHIA – There’s new meaning to the term “downward dog.”

More and more yoga lovers are sharing their mats with their pooch.

Panting exercises in this yoga class are taken to a whole new level.  It’s called doga.

“Really comes from your diaphragm, so you connect with your dog’s breath,” said Mahny Djahanguiri, a doga instructor.

It’s a yoga class for dog lovers and their best friend, that mixes massage, poses and chanting.  Some claim it reduces anxiety for both owners and their dogs.  More   Watch Video at Nutty Videos

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One-limbed man creates best zombie prank of all time – Video

Posted By Staff

Date: December 12th, 2013

Category: Funny, Nutty News, Video

Nick SantonastassoOne man’s hilarious prank is another’s amazing story of maintaining a sense of humor in the face of great adversity.

Nick Santonastasso was born with only one arm due to the rare condition Hanhart Syndrome.

But he has been praised online for creating some of the most hilarious prank videos of all time after applying zombie make-up and charging at shoppers in a supermarket in New Jersey, who fall to the floor and throw household items at him in terror.

His friends have since launched an online petition for him to feature in hit zombie TV show The Walking Dead.

‘Nick has made the best out of his physical situation and it would great if he could work as a zombie on an upcoming Walking Dead episode,’ the petition reads.  More   Video

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Drunk driver coma prank goes viral

Posted By Staff

Date: December 11th, 2013

Category: Funny, Nutty News

drunk driverA video of a repeat drunk driver being tricked into thinking he’d been in a coma for 10 years is proving one of the year’s most popular viral videos.

Nearly nine million people have watched the video since it was posted on YouTube just three days ago.

The man’s friends staged the prank to give him a wake-up call after five arrests for driving under the influence of alcohol.

They smuggled him into a fake hospital room while he was passed out in a drunken haze and wired him up to medical equipment.

He awoke to find a nurse by his bed. She called the ‘doctor’ who told him he had been in a car accident after drinking – “back in 2013″.  More   Video

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Attempted burglar got stuck in chimney

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Date: November 10th, 2013

NAPLES, Florida – Police in Florida  said an alleged burglar was foiled when he attempted to enter a home through the  chimney and got stuck inside.

Naples police say Richard Tyler Brandon, 25, got stuck just above the damper of the chimney Wednesday and was freed by Naples Fire-Rescue personnel using a rope and a fire truck ladder, The Fort Myers (Fla.) News-Press reported Friday.

“He probably didn’t know much about chimneys because the damper prohibits  anybody from getting in there,” Battalion Chief Pete DiMaria said.  Full Article  More Strange Crime Stories

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tom Cruise believes his job as an actor is as grueling as fighting in Afghanistan

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Date: November 9th, 2013

Tom Cruise not only thinks he trains harder than Olympic athletes, he believes his job as a professional actor is as grueling as fighting  the war in Afghanistan – this according to legal docs obtained by  TMZ.

As we reported, Cruise recently sat for a deposition in his $50  million libel suit against a magazine publisher that claimed he abandoned daughter Suri and his quotes are GOLD.

First, the Middle East — Tom  says his location shoots are just like serving a tour in Afghanistan, “That’s  what it feels like.

And certainly on this last movie, it was brutal. It was  brutal.”  Full Article   Prisoner Pen Pals

 

 

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World’s worst hit and run driver

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Date: November 9th, 2013

Chicago – The driver of a black 4×4 who hit a taxi was captured on film making a truly terrible getaway.

The hit-and-run driver was caught on camera by an onlooker filming from his balcony in Belmont Avenue, Chicago.

The video begins just after the perpetrator has collided with a white cab. The taxi driver then pursues him angrily and repeatedly stops him driving off, before hitting his window.

The car then makes a belated and incredibly clumsy getaway, hitting four more cars and losing its own front end.  Full Article  Video   Barnes & Noble

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Drunk Man Wakes Up in Body Bag in Morgue After Big Night Out

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Date: November 7th, 2013

POLAND – It was one of those nights for 56-year-old Marek Michalski. One of those nights when “one more” seemed like a good idea – but wasn’t.

He was found passed out on a bench in Piotrkow, Poland without a pulse. Concerned citizens called an ambulance and he was whisked away.

It’s hours later. It’s dark. It’s quiet.

Marek awoke in a body bag and screamed for help but nobody heard him.

He then rolled the bag off the table and extricated himself from his premature eternal sleeping bag to find himself in the morgue.  Full Article  St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital

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Man Fights State’s Denial Of ‘COPSLIE’ License Plate

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Date: November 7th, 2013

New Hampshire – New Hampshire’s highest court is taking up just how much free speech is too much on a vanity license plate.

David Montenegro, who recently changed his name to “Human,” is representing himself in the free speech case in New Hampshire’s Supreme Court.

Human wants to have the vanity plate “COPSLIE” but the Department of Motor Vehicles says it’s offensive.

“The DMV has a regulation that prohibits vanity license plates which contain messages the DMV believes a reasonable person would find offensive,” Human told WBZ NewsRadio 1030.

“That regulation does not meet constitutional standards.”  Full Article   Percento Technologies

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Former Jails Become Luxury Hotels

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Date: November 7th, 2013

Boston – Hotel owners around the world are transforming old, unused jails into high-end accommodations to attract more guests.

Since opening in 1851, Boston’s Charles Street Jail has housed the Boston Strangler, the men behind the infamous Brinks Job and a Nazi submarine commander captured in World War II.

Today, as the Liberty Hotel, it welcomes guests paying $400 a night or more for a room and the chance to drink cocktails in a former cell, munch on red snapper behind iron bars and view fashion shows in what was the inmates’ exercise room.

“It’s pretty unbelievable to think you’re paying to stay in a jail,” said Vinnie Macri, a guest from Chicago, as he drained his beer and surveyed the beehive of activity in the lobby bar.  Full Article  PetSmart

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Superfast rock-paper-scissors robot wins every time

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Date: November 4th, 2013

Japan – A robot developed by Japanese scientists is so fast it can “win” the rock-paper-scissors game against a human every single time.

The Janken robot – named after the game’s Japanese name – is a faster version of one unveiled by University of Tokyo researchers in June 2012.

Version two completes its chosen hand shape almost at the same time as the human hand.

It uses high-speed recognition and reaction, rather than prediction.

Technically, the robot cheats because it reacts extremely quickly to what the human hand is doing rather than making a premeditated simultaneous action as the rules state.  Full Article   Omaha Steaks

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Couple married in the candy aisle inside Kroger as their children circle them

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Date: November 3rd, 2013

It’s every bride-to-be’s dream to one day walk down the aisle and meet her future husband.

For Ashley Trader, on Thursday afternoon, it was the candy aisle inside Madison’s Kroger.

Trader, 25, and her husband, David Lemmon, 25, exchanged vows in the middle of the store as gazing shoppers passed by, fulfilling the couple’s wish to have a Halloween ceremony.

The bride wore a dark witch outfit and had fake blood smeared on her face, while the groom displayed a gruesome, homemade wound to his right cheek.

Their two children, Alexis, 4, and Payton, 2, circled around the couple during the ceremony while wearing witch costumes of their own.  Full Article   WalMart

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Baby Moved to Tears as Mother Belts Song in Viral Video

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Date: November 1st, 2013

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From The Sky, Church Looks Like A Penis

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Date: November 1st, 2013

CHICAGO (CBS) – There is no way to put this delicately: There is a church in Dixon that looks like a penis.

About 20 years ago, one would have to either be inside a spy satellite, or airplane or helicopter to see it. Maybe a balloon.

Now, just enter “Christian Science Society, 324 West First Street, Dixon Ill.,” in Google.

Boom!  There it is in all its phallic glory.

The church’s designers didn’t intend to build a giant penis.

They weren’t compensating for anything.  Full Article   Vitamin World

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Date: April 5th, 2013

Category: Funny

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Date: April 3rd, 2013

Category: Funny

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