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Man Taking Father To Church Shoots Driver For Blocking His Car

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Date: August 14th, 2017

churchHIGHLAND (CBSLA.com)   Deputies with the Highland Police Department are on the hunt for an attempted murder suspect who they say shot a man who was blocking his car Sunday morning making him late for church.

Officials said the incident occurred just before 8:45 a.m. on the 7700 block of McKinley Street.

Upon arrival, deputies located the victim, Jamie Hawkins, 20, suffering from an apparent gunshot wound to the throat.  More

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Couple behind the viral YouTube “prank” channel DaddyOFive have lost custody of two of their children

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Date: July 8th, 2017

prankThe Frederick County Sheriff’s Office on Friday took two of Mike and Heather Martin’s children away to be placed in the temporary custody of their biological mother, Rose Hall, Maj. Tim Clarke of the sheriff’s office told BuzzFeed News.

Cody, the youngest child in the group, was a frequent target of his parents’ pranks and appeared to be the most resistant to them, according to popular YouTube commentator Philip DeFranco, who argued that DaddyOFive’s most recent video amounted to possible child abuse.

In that video, Heather hurled obscenities at Cody after falsely accusing him of pouring ink on his bedroom carpet. In the video, Cody was seen crying hysterically and denying the accusations while his parents called him a liar.   More

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Mother who wanted to look great for 50th birthday dies after fat burning cream and pill turned her skin purple

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Date: June 25th, 2017

Category: Health, Nutty Jokes, Sad

50A family is mourning the loss of their mother who died as a result of her quest to look good for her 50th birthday.

50-year-old Linda Baranowski of Hatfield, England, was treated at several hospitals after her skin turned purple and her organs shut down.

An inquest heard that as part of her desire to look great for her birthday, Baranowski ordered a Yili Balo hot chilli anti-cellulite slimming cream and T5 fat burner pills from Facebook seller Kay Mavrides for £30 ($38).  More

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Three beachgoers injured when parks officer runs them over

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Date: May 14th, 2017

Category: Nutty Jokes, odd, strange

beachA Miami-Dade County Parks and Recreation officer ran over three Crandon Park beachgoers with his county truck as they lay on the sand Friday evening, Miami-Dade police said.

The officer, whose name has not been released, was driving a Ford F-150 on the beach in Key Biscayne about 5:23 p.m. when he made a right turn and ran over the legs of two adults and a minor who were lounging in the sand, said Miami-Dade Police Detective Robin Pinkard.

He told police he didn’t see the three people.  More

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Driver crashes car onto house roof

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Date: March 12th, 2017

Category: Nutty Jokes, strange

roofA driver in China lost control of his vehicle while driving on an elevated road and crashed onto the roof of a nearby residence.

Video of the crash shows the SUV abruptly swerving to the right before careening off the road, which had no protective railing, and into the roof of the home below.

The driver, who was traveling in the town of Taizhou, said he was trying to avoid a collision on the road but accidentally hit the accelerator while also directing the SUV off the road.  More

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Pro Basketball Player’s Eye Pops Out Of Its Socket

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Date: January 28th, 2017

eyeBasketball player Akil Mitchell went up for a rebound Thursday and came down with a frightening eye injury in Auckland, New Zealand.

His eyeball appeared to pop out of its socket, prompting broadcasters to call for immediate emergency help.

Mitchell, playing for the New Zealand Breakers of the National Basketball League, was apparently poked by Cairns center Nnanna Egwu, causing his left eye to suddenly burst forth, Australian Associated Press wrote.  More  Graphic Video

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Trailer rolls down California highway without truck

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Date: July 27th, 2016

Category: Nutty Jokes, strange

trailerBAKERSFIELD, California – A man driving down a stretch of highway in California captured video of a moving trailer missing an important component — the truck.

The video, filmed on northbound Highway 99 in Bakersfield, shows the filming driver approach what appears to be a perfectly normal trailer from the rear.

The car pulls up next to the trailer, revealing it’s rolling down the highway without the truck that used to be pulling it.  More  Video

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Armed Citizens Guard Texas Police Stations In Wake Of Dallas Shooting

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Date: July 11th, 2016

armedPatton Village - A group of armed civilians stood outside two Texas police departments Saturday morning in an effort to show their support for law enforcement following the fatal shootings of five officers in Dallas.

James Evans, Roger Tarrant and Paul Wilson, all strapped with semi-automatic rifles, showed up at the Patton Village Police Department and stood outside for several hours, Guns.com reported.

It wasn’t long before locals started showing up with snacks and bottled water to support the men, they said.

“We had to put some of the food on the hood of our truck just so people would know that we were good,” Mr. Evans joked to the Montgomery County Police Reporter.  More

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Indian boy, seven, is forced to marry a dog

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Date: January 19th, 2016

dogIndia – A seven-year-old boy has been forced to marry a female dog in a rural Indian village because his horoscopes foretold his first wife would die young.

Mukesh Kerayi had also grown a tooth in the upper part of his mouth – which, according to traditional tribal beliefs in Jharkhand, India – is bad luck.

So with all signs pointing to an ominous future, the family made him marry a dog so it would officially become his first wife.

For the big day, the family dressed the dog in a bridal outfit and the village turned out for the celebrations just like a normal wedding.  More

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Babysitter caught on nanny-cam abusing 6-month-old girl charged with assault

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Date: December 30th, 2015

nannyNew York – A Brooklyn babysitter was twice caught abusing a helpless 6-month-old girl on a nanny-cam planted by the tiny victim’s suspicious parents, sources said.

Elena Bass was charged Wednesday with assault and acting in a manner injurious to a child after the twin roughing incidents just prior to Christmas, sources said.

According to cops, the Staten Island woman “violently removed” the child from a changing table in her employers’ downtown Brooklyn home — and on another occasion, slammed the girl down into an armchair.  More

Woman going wrong way on I-95 kills 4 others and self

Two Long Island men bound up at brothel, robbed of iPhones and cash after they responded to hoverboard Craigslist ad

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Female MMA fighter holds phone thief crying for his “mom” and “daddy”

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Date: September 4th, 2015

femaleACAILANDIA, Brazil – A phone thief in Brazil ended up crying for his “mom” and “daddy” when his victim, a female MMA fighter, put him into a choke hold.

A bystander filmed Monique Bastos, 23, a professional MMA fighter with a blue belt in jiujitsu, holding a crying Wesley Sousa de Araujo in a triangle choke hold with her legs after he and another man allegedly approached her and a second woman on an Acailandia street and demanded they hand over their cellphones.

Bastos said one of the men got away with her phone, but she was able to get Araujo into a “rear-naked choke” before locking him into a “triangle choke” for the 20 minutes that it took for police to arrive.  More

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Man finds cockroach, 25 babies living in his ear

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Date: August 28th, 2015

roachesChina – Doctors in Guangdong Province, southern China were recently horrified to discover an entire family of roaches living in a young man’s ear, after he came in complaining of earache,The People’s Daily Online reported.

The 19-year-old man, named only as Mr Li, woke up in the middle of the night after his right ear began itching and hurting.

When Mr Li went to hospital in the morning, doctors looked in his ear and found that it was crawling with tiny insects.

Doctors believe a female cockroach made herself a home in Mr Li’s ear canal several weeks before, before laying eggs.  More

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I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club

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Date: May 29th, 2015

Category: Nutty Jokes

fitnessI feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising….

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.  More

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“Goodbye, Mother!”

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Date: April 27th, 2015

Category: Nutty Jokes

oldA young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.

Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable.

It’s just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.”

“I’m very sorry,” replied the young man, “is there anything I can do for you?”

“Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Good bye, Mother’? It would make me feel so much better.”  Continued

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Second child abuse allegation against Vikings’ Peterson comes to light

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Date: September 16th, 2014

petersonTexas – Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was accused of abusing another of his children in an incident more than a year before the All-Pro was indicted on felony charges last week, a Houston television station reported Monday.

KHOU-TV reported Monday that the incident occurred in June 2013, while the boy, then four years old, was visiting Peterson from out of state. The station reported that the child suffered a head wound that left a scar above his right eye. The scar was still visible weeks later.

The station also obtained text messages between Peterson and the boy’s mother in which Peterson said he had disciplined his son for cursing at a sibling.

“I felt so bad,” one of Peterson’s messages says. “But he did it to his self [sic].” Peterson never answers when asked what he hit the child with, but later says “Be still n take ya whooping he would have saved the scare [scar]. He aight [all right].”  More

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