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Two elderly sisters

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Date: February 1st, 2014

footTwo elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game.

Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so.

“I think so, too,” said Mabel.

“Let’s go!”

They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse.

They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first half.  Continued at Today’s Nutty Joke

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Hiding From His Bath

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Date: January 16th, 2014

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Human body parts ‘fall from sky’

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Date: January 5th, 2014

bodyJeddah, Saudi Arabia – Human body parts fell from the sky in the Saudi city of Jeddah, with police saying they could be the remains of someone trapped in an aircraft’s undercarriage bay.

“Police received a telephone call at 2:30 am from a witness reporting the fall of human remains at an intersection in Mushrefa neighbourhood” in the Red Sea city, spokesman Nawaf bin Naser al-Bouq said in a statement.

Initial indications were that the remains “fell from a plane’s landing gear,” said Bouq, adding that investigations were ongoing.  More

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Man burns down house trying to thaw pipes

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Date: January 4th, 2014

pipesMARION TOWNSHIP – A man trying to thaw the pipes with a blow dryer and heater in his Beaver County home sparked a large fire.

The single-story home, built on stilts because of its proximity to a nearby creek and the creek’s tendency to flood, was destroyed in the multiple-alarm fire.

“The house was so far gone, there was nothing we could do to save it when we got to the scene,” Assistant Fire Chief John Murtha told KDKA-TV’s Ralph Iannotti.

Homeowner Leonard Szulczewski, at times in tears, says he lost everything in the fire, including his treasured baseball memorabilia collection.  More

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The Cemetery

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Date: October 15th, 2013

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Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts.

Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill their pockets and shirts.

When they could hold no more nuts, they started down the country road until they came across a cemetery. The boys decided that would be a good place to stop and rest and divide out the nuts.

The two boys sat in the shade of a large oak tree and unloaded their pockets and buckets by dumping all of the nuts in a large pile.

In the process, two of them rolled away and rested near the road. The boys then proceeded to divide out the nuts. “One for you. One for me. One for you. One for me.”  Continued   Hotel Club

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It is soooo hot!

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Date: June 20th, 2013

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Howdy Pardner, now don’t move. I’m gonna milk ya!

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Date: May 27th, 2013

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Tick Warning

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Date: May 26th, 2013

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When I was a kid…

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Date: May 14th, 2013

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OMG!!

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Date: May 12th, 2013

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Bad Haircut

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Date: May 4th, 2013

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Art

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Date: April 28th, 2013

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I brot youz a flower…

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Date: April 24th, 2013

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Potty-training

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Date: April 23rd, 2013

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North Korean Carrier group departs to attack California, Hawaii – Tora! Tora! Tora!

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Date: April 22nd, 2013

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