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		<title>Singer Alexis Normand butchers US national anthem at Memorial Cup in Canada</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Canada &#8211; Jazz singer Alexis Normand garnered a penalty before a Saturday hockey game in Canada after slashing &#8220;The Star-Spangled Banner,&#8221; SI.com reports. Normand delivered an unforgettable version of America&#8217;s national anthem during a Memorial Cup round-robin game between the Halifax Mooseheads and the Portland Winterhawks in Saskatoon. According to SI.com, Normand made it through [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Alexis-Normand.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-78361" title="Alexis Normand" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Alexis-Normand.jpg" alt="" width="175" height="164" /></a>Canada &#8211; Jazz singer Alexis Normand garnered a penalty before a Saturday hockey game in Canada after slashing &#8220;The Star-Spangled Banner,&#8221; SI.com reports.</p>
<p>Normand delivered an unforgettable version of America&#8217;s national anthem during a Memorial Cup round-robin game between the Halifax Mooseheads and the Portland Winterhawks in Saskatoon.</p>
<p>According to SI.com, Normand made it through the first few lines of the national anthem, but botched the line, &#8220;twilight’s last gleaming&#8221; with &#8220;twilight&#8217;s first gleaming.&#8221;</p>
<p>As Norman lapsed into a Hall of Fame meltdown, she mixed in various phrases  at random, as well as mumbles and hums in an attempt to fill in the gaps.  <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/05/19/singer-performs-star-mangled-banner-at-hockey-game-in-canada/?test=latestnews" target="_blank">Full Article</a>   <span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong><a href="http://www.nuttynewsvideos.com/?p=17330" target="_blank"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Watch video at NuttyNewsVideos.com</span></a></strong></span></p>
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		<title>Driver plowed into dozens of people marching in a parade</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DAMASCUS, Virginia &#8211; Authorities believe the driver who plowed into dozens of hikers marching in a Virginia mountain town parade suffered from a medical condition and did not cause the crash intentionally, an emergency official said Sunday. Officials did not have a formal confirmation or any specifics on the condition, but based on the accounts [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/parade.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-78358" title="parade" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/parade.jpg" alt="" width="262" height="192" /></a>DAMASCUS, Virginia &#8211; Authorities believe the driver who plowed into dozens of hikers marching in a Virginia mountain town parade suffered from a medical condition and did not cause the crash intentionally, an emergency official said Sunday.</p>
<p>Officials did not have a formal confirmation or any specifics on the condition, but based on the accounts of authorities and witnesses on the scene, they are confident the issue was medical, according to Pokey Harris, Washington County&#8217;s director of emergency management.</p>
<p>&#8220;There is no reason to believe this was intentional,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>In what witnesses called a frantic scene at the parade, about 50 to 60 people suffered injuries ranging from critical to superficial Saturday.  <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_VIRGINIA_PARADE_CRASH?SITE=AP&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2013-05-18-17-43-57" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>First Lady Expands Anti-Obesity Campaign to Zoos</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington DC &#8211; First Lady Michelle Obama has expanded her anti-obesity campaign to museums, enlisting them to offer &#8220;healthy food options,&#8221; and change their menus. Mrs. Obama’s &#8220;Let’s Move!&#8221; initiative is now calling for museums, zoos, gardens, science and technology centers to &#8220;join the call to action,&#8221; to decrease obesity among children. The first lady [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/zoo.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-78355" title="zoo" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/zoo.jpg" alt="" width="262" height="192" /></a>Washington DC &#8211; First Lady Michelle Obama has expanded her anti-obesity campaign to museums, enlisting them to offer &#8220;healthy food options,&#8221; and change their menus.</p>
<p>Mrs. Obama’s &#8220;Let’s Move!&#8221; initiative is now calling for museums, zoos, gardens, science and technology centers to &#8220;join the call to action,&#8221; to decrease obesity among children.</p>
<p>The first lady is recruiting these institutions to join the &#8220;Let’s Move! Museums and Gardens&#8221; project because of their power to &#8220;influence real and sustained behavior change&#8221; on the eating habits of kids.  <a href="http://cnsnews.com/news/article/first-lady-expands-anti-obesity-campaign-museums" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>Taxes on some wealthy top 100 percent of income</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[France &#8211; More than 8,000 French households&#8217; tax bills topped 100 percent of their income last year, the business newspaper Les Echos reported on Saturday, citing Finance Ministry data. The newspaper said that the exceptionally high level of taxation was due to a one-off levy last year on 2011 incomes for households with assets of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/100.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-78352" title="100" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/100.jpg" alt="" width="285" height="177" /></a>France &#8211; More than 8,000 French households&#8217; tax bills topped 100 percent of their income last year, the business newspaper Les Echos reported on Saturday, citing Finance Ministry data.</p>
<p>The newspaper said that the exceptionally high level of taxation was due to a one-off levy last year on 2011 incomes for households with assets of more than 1.3 million euros ($1.67 million).</p>
<p>President Francois Hollande&#8217;s Socialist government imposed the tax surcharge last year, shortly after taking office, to offset the impact of a rebate scheme created by its conservative predecessor to cap an individual&#8217;s overall taxation at 50 percent of income.  <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/05/18/us-france-tax-idUSBRE94H0AX20130518" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>House fires draw repair offers, even before smoke clears</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Florida &#8211; Maria Elena Palacio was worrying her trapped pit bull wouldn&#8217;t make it out alive from the blaze. This was when the businessmen began approaching her with sales pitches. &#8220;It got really crazy. The firefighters had to tell them to leave me alone,&#8221; the Hollywood resident said Wednesday, the day after her house fire. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fire.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-78349" title="fire" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fire.jpg" alt="" width="275" height="184" /></a>Florida &#8211; Maria Elena Palacio was worrying her trapped pit bull wouldn&#8217;t make it out alive from the blaze.</p>
<p>This was when the businessmen began approaching her with sales pitches.</p>
<p>&#8220;It got really crazy. The firefighters had to tell them to leave me alone,&#8221; the Hollywood resident said Wednesday, the day after her house fire.</p>
<p>&#8220;I couldn&#8217;t think straight. There were so many of them. They are still coming around here.&#8221;</p>
<p>When firefighters race to a blaze with their trucks and hoses, another group of responders are usually right behind them with clipboards.  <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/fl-money-after-the-fire-20130515,0,5948891.story" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>Sheep attack hiker on Israel National Trail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HADEERA, Israel &#8211; A hiker was  hospitalized after a sheep attacked him Saturday on the Israel National Trail, authorities said. The attack occurred near Kfar Qara, south of Haifa, Ynetnews.com reported. The hiker, a 56-year-old man, was conscious and was able to call for help on his cellphone. Paramedics treated the hiker at the scene [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sheep.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-78346" title="sheep" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sheep.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="225" /></a>HADEERA, Israel &#8211; A hiker was  hospitalized after a sheep attacked him Saturday on the Israel National Trail, authorities said.</p>
<p>The attack occurred near Kfar Qara, south of Haifa, Ynetnews.com reported.</p>
<p>The hiker, a 56-year-old man, was conscious and was able to call for help on his cellphone.</p>
<p>Paramedics treated the hiker at the scene and he was then transported to the Hillel Yaffa Hospital in Hadeera.</p>
<p>He had broken bones in his lower body, doctors said.  <a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/05/18/Sheep-attack-hiker-on-Israel-National-Trail/UPI-44901368907474/" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Australia &#8211; An Australian politician has been attacked by a kangaroo as he went for a morning jog. Shane Rattenbury said he was out running in a suburb of the capital Canberra when he suddenly came up against an eastern grey kangaroo grazing on a front lawn. &#8220;We both got a nasty fright, and of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kangaroo.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-78336" title="kangaroo" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kangaroo.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="180" /></a>Australia &#8211; An Australian politician has been attacked by a kangaroo as he went for a morning jog.</p>
<p>Shane Rattenbury said he was out running in a suburb of the capital Canberra when he suddenly came up against an eastern grey kangaroo grazing on a front lawn.</p>
<p>&#8220;We both got a nasty fright, and of course when kangaroos are startled, they lash out,&#8221; the 41-year-old said.</p>
<p>&#8220;As the kangaroo sought to escape, it landed on me, and its claws dug into my leg.&#8221;</p>
<p>Mr Rattenbury tweeted his encounter along with a picture of his bloodied legs, saying: &#8220;Mugged by a kangaroo! And this was in the suburbs, had not even got to the nature park!&#8221;  <a href="http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Politician_attacked_by_kangaroo_while_jogging" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>US Airways plane makes belly landing at Newark airport</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEWARK, New Jersey &#8211; An airline official says a US Airways flight with 34 people aboard was forced to make a belly landing at Newark International Airport after experiencing landing gear trouble. No injuries were reported. US Airways spokesman Davien Anderson tells The Associated Press that a turboprop plane that left Philadelphia shortly before 11 [...]]]></description>
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<p>No injuries were reported.</p>
<p>US Airways spokesman Davien Anderson tells The Associated Press that a turboprop plane that left Philadelphia shortly before 11 p.m. Friday landed safely at Newark with its landing gear retracted at about 1 a.m. Saturday.</p>
<p>Anderson said the flight, being operated by Piedmont Airlines, was carrying  31 passengers and three crew members.  <a href="http://www.myfoxny.com/story/22287683/landing-gear-issue-leads-to-planes-belly-landing" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>Armed Forces Day &#8211; Saturday, May 18, 2013</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[USA &#8211; For most Americans in the United States, Armed Forces Day is not on the lists of likely holidays to honor the country&#8217;s military in celebrations of Memorial Day or Veteran&#8217;s Day. Sadly, most Americans may not even realize that Armed  Forces Day is even a legitimate holiday. Armed Forces Day was established to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Armed-Forces-Day.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-78328" title="Armed Forces Day" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Armed-Forces-Day.jpg" alt="" width="384" height="250" /></a>USA &#8211; For most Americans in the United States, Armed Forces Day is not on the lists of likely holidays to honor the country&#8217;s military in celebrations of Memorial Day or Veteran&#8217;s Day.</p>
<p>Sadly, most Americans may not even realize that Armed  Forces Day is even a legitimate holiday.</p>
<p>Armed Forces Day was established to be celebrated on the third Saturday in May.</p>
<p>It started during Harry Truman’s administration when he led an effort to consolidate the various holidays supporting each separate branch of the military  into a simple unified holiday to honor the four branches together.</p>
<p>The actual  initiation of this day occurred on August 31, 1949, when Truman’s Secretary of  State announced the establishment of a joint Armed Forces Day to take the place of the former tradition of having separate days to honor the men and women in  the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, and Air Force.  <a href="http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/history-purpose/2013/may/18/armed-forces-day-and-americas-vigil-keepers/" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>Man builds fake graveyard to keep homeless off his property</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 14:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Texas &#8211; A Houston landlord has constructed a fake cemetery to keep local homeless people from loitering on his property. The small green space is located in the shadow of some of Houston&#8217;s tallest buildings, but also close to a known homeless encampment. After years people sleeping on the lot, the man who owns the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cemetery.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-78325" title="cemetery" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cemetery.jpg" alt="" width="299" height="168" /></a>Texas &#8211; A Houston landlord has constructed a fake cemetery to keep local homeless people from loitering on his property.</p>
<p>The small green space is located in the shadow of some of Houston&#8217;s tallest buildings, but also close to a known homeless encampment.</p>
<p>After years people sleeping on the lot, the man who owns the property who asked ABC station KTRK not to use his name, said that he had erected the tombstones nearly a year ago.</p>
<p>The stones are rejects from a local stonecutter.</p>
<p>The property owner said that he did not know when he bought the stones that they bore the names of real deceased people.  <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/17/texas-man-builds-fake-graveyard-to-keep-homeless-off-property/" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>Experts said boy would never be able to read but now he&#8217;s brainier than Einstein</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[USA &#8211; Born with Asperger&#8217;s syndrome, Jacob Barnett was written off by experts who insisted he would grow up locked in a world of his own. They said the youngster would never be able to read, write or even tie his own ­shoelaces. But his mother Kristine refused to accept their word and set about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Jacob-Barnett.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-78322" title="Jacob Barnett" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Jacob-Barnett.jpg" alt="" width="275" height="183" /></a>USA &#8211; Born with Asperger&#8217;s syndrome, Jacob Barnett was written off by experts who insisted he would grow up locked in a world of his own.</p>
<p>They said the youngster would never be able to read, write or even tie his own ­shoelaces.</p>
<p>But his mother Kristine refused to accept their word and set about transforming his life.</p>
<p>Since then, ­she has watched him flourish into a child genius with an IQ  of 189 &#8211; higher than Albert Einstein&#8217;s &#8211; and an ­astonishing grasp of maths and physics.</p>
<p>And he’s still only 14.  <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/jacob-barnett-experts-said-boy-1895692" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>Man sentenced to seven years in prison for killing a monkey</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Idaho &#8211; An Idaho man who admitted to breaking into a Boise zoo last year and killing a monkey was sentenced to seven years in prison on Thursday, court records show. Michael Watkins, 22, of Weiser, Idaho, in March pleaded guilty to attempted grand theft, a felony, and misdemeanor animal cruelty stemming from the break-in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Michael-Watkins.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-78306" title="Michael Watkins of Weiser, Idaho, in an undated photo. REUTERS/Boise Police Department" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Michael-Watkins.jpg" alt="" width="270" height="204" /></a>Idaho &#8211; An Idaho man who admitted to breaking into a Boise zoo last year and killing a monkey was sentenced to seven years in prison on Thursday, court records show.</p>
<p>Michael Watkins, 22, of Weiser, Idaho, in March pleaded guilty to attempted grand theft, a felony, and misdemeanor animal cruelty stemming from the break-in and beating death of the monkey at Zoo Boise in November.</p>
<p>The primate was one of the zoo&#8217;s two Patas monkeys, ground-dwelling animals from Africa that stand more than 2 feet tall and weigh about 35 pounds.</p>
<p>Watkins attempted to steal the monkey, which bit him, police said. Watkins then kicked and hit the animal, severely wounding it, according to police.</p>
<p>The monkey later died of blunt force trauma, zoo officials said.  <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/05/17/us-usa-monkey-death-idUSBRE94G01P20130517?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>Birth of anteater has zoo staff puzzled</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[GREENWICH, Connecticut &#8211; An anteater has given birth at a Connecticut conservation center, prompting officials there to wonder how the mother conceived. Officials at the LEO Zoological Conservation Center tell the Greenwich Time they had removed the only male anteater from the enclosure in August, long before the six-month gestation period for baby Archie would [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="yui_3_8_1_22_1368825653410_211"><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/anteater.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-78303" title="anteater" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/anteater.jpg" alt="" width="267" height="189" /></a>GREENWICH, Connecticut &#8211; An anteater has given birth at a Connecticut conservation center, prompting officials there to wonder how the mother conceived.</p>
<p id="yui_3_8_1_22_1368825653410_204">Officials at the LEO Zoological Conservation Center tell the Greenwich Time they had removed the only male anteater from the enclosure in August, long before the six-month gestation period for baby Archie would have begun.</p>
<p>They feared that male, Alf, would kill another baby in the pen.</p>
<p>That left the mother Armani, and the young female, Alice, in the enclosure.  <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/birth-anteater-conn-zoo-staff-puzzled-124718912.html" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>Funeral home has bicycle hearse for one last ride</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 20:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eugene, Oregon &#8211; Funeral Home director Wade Lind offers a unique service where he uses a bicycle to haul caskets. An Oregon funeral home in offers natural burials where the ride to the person&#8217;s final resting place is on the back of a three-wheeled bicycle. Sunset Hills Cemetery and Funeral Home director Wade Lind says [...]]]></description>
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<p>Eugene, Oregon &#8211; Funeral Home director Wade Lind offers a unique service where he uses a bicycle to haul caskets.</p>
<p>An Oregon funeral home in offers natural burials where the ride to the person&#8217;s final resting place is on the back of a three-wheeled bicycle.</p>
<p>Sunset Hills Cemetery and Funeral Home director Wade Lind says he got the idea from bikers and designed the pedal-powered hearse himself.</p>
<p>It has an electric motor to give him a little help hauling the casket. <a href="http://news.msn.com/pop-culture/funeral-home-has-bicycle-hearse-for-1-last-ride" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>Justin Bieber Dumps Pet Monkey, Owes Thousands For Monkey Day Care</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 19:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Germany &#8211; Day care doesn&#8217;t come cheap for Justin Bieber, who reportedly owes a German animal shelter thousands for watching his monkey, OG Mally. Last month, Bieber was forced to leave his pet capuchin monkey, OG Mally, at the Munich airport because he didn&#8217;t have the correct documentation to allow the pet in the country. Bieber [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/OG-Mally.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-78293" title="OG Mally" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/OG-Mally.jpg" alt="" width="299" height="168" /></a>Germany &#8211; Day care doesn&#8217;t come cheap for Justin Bieber, who reportedly owes a German animal shelter thousands for watching his monkey, OG Mally.</p>
<p>Last month, Bieber was forced to leave his pet capuchin monkey, OG Mally, at the Munich airport because he didn&#8217;t have the correct documentation to allow the pet in the country.</p>
<p>Bieber was given 30 days to come up with the papers, and he ultimately decided to give up the monkey.</p>
<p>However, it seems he didn&#8217;t tell that to the Munich animal shelter where Mally has been held since being taken away from Bieber.</p>
<p>The shelter is now billing Bieber for the cost of care for his monkey. Between general care, food and vet visits for OG Mally, Bieber’s bill is several thousand dollars, according to the Munich customs office.</p>
<p>Furthermore, the shelter is still waiting for a response regarding next actions for Mally.  <a href="http://news.radio.com/2013/05/17/justin-bieber-owes-germany-thousands-for-monkey-day-care/" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<title>Swaziland bans high flying witches on broomsticks</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Africa &#8211; Swaziland is cracking down on high-flying witches by banning them from flying above an altitude of 500 feet. Anyone caught flying a broomstick above the limit faces arrest and a hefty fine, the country&#8217;s civil aviation authorities said this week. &#8220;A witch on a broomstick should not fly above the limit,&#8221; corporate affairs [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/witch.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-78290" title="witch" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/witch.jpg" alt="" width="235" height="215" /></a>Africa &#8211; Swaziland is cracking down on high-flying witches by banning them from flying above an altitude of 500 feet.</p>
<p>Anyone caught flying a broomstick above the limit faces arrest and a hefty fine, the country&#8217;s civil aviation authorities said this week.</p>
<p>&#8220;A witch on a broomstick should not fly above the limit,&#8221; corporate affairs director Sabelo Dlamini reportedly told The Star newspaper.</p>
<p>Witchcraft is taken seriously in Swaziland where many people believe in the power of black magic.  <a href="http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Swaziland_bans_high_flying_witches" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hotwire is a leading discount travel site that offers ridiculously low prices. How do we do it? We have special relationships with major travel providers to help them fill airline seats, hotel rooms, and rental cars that would otherwise go unsold, so our customers get them at prices lower than many other travel sites. And [...]]]></description>
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<p>We have special relationships with major travel providers to help them fill airline seats, hotel rooms, and rental cars that would otherwise go unsold, so our customers get them at prices lower than many other travel sites.</p>
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		<title>Wife who can&#8217;t load shotgun uses it to club bear attacking husband</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wisconsin &#8211; A Wisconsin woman saved her husband from an attacking black bear outside of  their cabin by hitting the animal with a gun, authorities said. Fox 11 reports that Gerre Ninnemann initially saw the bear running after his  dog, Maddy, on Wednesday. He then went outside the Silver Cliff cabin to summon  the 8-year-old [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bear1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-78284" title="bear" src="http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bear1.jpg" alt="" width="299" height="169" /></a>Wisconsin &#8211; A Wisconsin woman saved her husband from an attacking black bear outside of  their cabin by hitting the animal with a gun, authorities said.</p>
<p>Fox 11 reports that Gerre Ninnemann initially saw the bear running after his  dog, Maddy, on Wednesday.</p>
<p>He then went outside the Silver Cliff cabin to summon  the 8-year-old yellow lab inside, but the bear chased and tackled Ninnemann,  biting and clawing at his back.</p>
<p>Ninnemann briefly escaped and ran to the corner of the cabin, but the bear  mauled him again.</p>
<p>Ninnemann&#8217;s wife, Marie, then found a shotgun in the cabin’s  basement, but she didn&#8217;t know how to load it properly.</p>
<p>She instead took the  weapon outside the struck the bear on its head, allowing her husband to escape. <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/05/17/wisconsin-woman-reportedly-saves-husband-from-attacking-bear/" target="_blank">Full Article</a></p>
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