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		<title>Photo Shows RFK Granddaughter Shooting Baby Seals</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Canada &#8211; Strange enough to see a photograph of a Kennedy firing a rifle, one with a telescopic sight no less, as the 50th anniversary of JFK&#8217;s assassination approaches. Stranger still to learn that the Kennedy firing the rifle, a 14-year-old granddaughter of late Sen. Robert F. Kennedy, is killing seal pups in Canada, according [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Official says he has a child by an alien</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WHITBY, England &#8211; A member of a  town council in northern England says he has fathered a child with an alien who visits him four times a year. Simon Parkes, a member of the Labor Party who sits on the council in Whitby on the Yorkshire coast, said many people think he is crazy, The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog meat festival targeted by activists</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[China &#8211; The annual festival, scheduled to take place in Guangxi province, sees dogs packed into cages before being killed, skinned and cooked &#8211; but has met with increasing opposition from activists, highlighting China&#8217;s growing animal rights movement. Members of the activist group the Boai Small Animal Protection Centre have been protesting in Yulin, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mother and son accused of stealing gopher feet</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PRESTON, Minnesota &#8211; A Minnesota mother and her 18-year-old son are accused of stealing nearly $5,000 in frozen gopher feet and selling them for a bounty. Thirty-seven-year-old Tina Marie Garrison and Junior Lee Dillon, both of Preston, were charged with receiving stolen property and theft. They allegedly gave the feet to local townships that offer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mom shocked child with stun gun for oatmeal-making mistake</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Florida &#8211; An Orange County woman was arrested on aggravated child abuse charges after witnesses say she shocked her child with a stun gun for making oatmeal incorrectly. Melissa Heale, who works for the Orlando Health and Rehab Center, denied that she purposely shocked the child, an arrest affidavit said. The child, whose name, age [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Faces 4 years in prison For Protecting Home From Vandals</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York &#8211; A New York man could be facing up to four years in jail after he captured four young boys vandalizing his father-in-law’s house and held them inside a closet until the police arrived. Jesse Daniels, of the Village of Clyde, is charged with four counts of endangering the welfare of children. Police [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Day care worker accused of drugging children&#8217;s snacks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[COLUMBUS, Ohio &#8211; A central Ohio day care  worker sprinkled drugs on snacks to get children in her day care to sleep during the day, according to police charges. Tammy Eppley was charged in Franklin County Municipal Court with six counts of child endangering after police in suburban Westerville say they obtained text messages in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Charged with DUI for Driving a Shopping Cart</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FAIRBANKS, Alaska &#8211; A 63-year-old man was pulled over and arrested for driving a motorized shopping cart while under the influence of alcohol. A grocery store employee called police after seeing the suspect, Merrill Moses, drive into parking lot traffic. When an officer arrived at the scene, an employee was holding onto the cart so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teen fights off shark attack in waist-deep water</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOUSTON &#8211; The waves smashing on the Surfside shore usually provide relief on a hot  sunny day, but a fifteen year old boy&#8217;s dip in the water here ended with a trip  in a medical helicopter, thanks to a rare encounter with a shark. &#8220;I  think he last time we had a shark bite was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man found decapitated &#8211; police suspect suicide</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tulsa, Oklahoma &#8211; The wife found the body of her husband. The incident happened near 46th and Sheridan. Police say a woman who lives in the home found her husband dead in the garage. His hands and feet were tied and the body had been decapitated. Tulsa police told KRMG news the death was due to suicide.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Duty Free Cigarettes &#8211; Free Shipping Worldwide</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Free Obama phones for people who say they will sell them for drugs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[USA &#8211; Undercover video shot in May by a conservative activist shows two corporate distributors of free cell phones handing out the mobile devices to people who have promised to sell them for drug money, to buy shoes and handbags, to pay off their bills, or just for extra  spending cash. The &#8216;Obama phone,&#8217; which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Government assassin gave officer a beer when asked for license</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington &#8211; A drunken man, Omar Medina, 26, who was stopped by police handed the officer a Miller Lite when asked for his license, police said. &#8220;I asked him for his driver&#8217;s license and he handed me the can of Miller Lite,&#8221; Officer Lorette wrote. &#8220;Omar became combative and said he was an assassin for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>City Council defends poster showing child eating dog poop</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UK &#8211; Bristol City Council has defended a controversial health and safety poster which appears to show a young child with dog waste around her mouth. The ad shows a toddler at a playground with her hands and face covered in muck, accompanied by text warning &#8220;children will put anything in their mouths&#8221;. Below the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman develops French accent after being injured in car accident</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Australia &#8211; After a serious car accident, an Australian woman has fully recovered from her injuries, except for one very bizarre side effect: She now speaks with a  French accent. Leann Rowe&#8217;s ordeal began eight years ago, when she woke up in Melbourne&#8217;s Austin Hospital after her accident with a broken back and jaw. As [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Family Devastated After Groomer Loses Their Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EASTVALE &#8211; An Eastvale family is devastated after alleging that a dog groomer lost their 5-year-old toy poodle. Andrea Baerga said she dropped off her two dogs, Bodie and Q Tip, for grooming at Doggy Paws in Norco last Thursday. Bodie has not been seen since. Baerga told a reporter that she and her husband [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michelle to Stay in $3,300-a-Night Hotel Suite &#8211; Charged to Taxpayers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dublin, Ireland &#8211; First Lady Michelle Obama is staying Monday evening in the $3,300-per-night Princess Grace suite of Dublin&#8217;s Five-Star Shelbourne Hotel, according to Irish press reports, adding some credence to accusations she is in the city for a quick vacation at taxpayer expense. Michelle jetted to Dublin Monday afternoon Irish time after a brief [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man breaks into home, demands $3</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WILMINGTON, North Carolina &#8211; A man was charged with first degree burglary after demanding $3 from a woman in her home. According to the Wilmington Police Department, a woman called 911 around 3:00 a.m. to report a man was in her house destroying her property and demanding $3. When officers arrived, they found 26-year-old Demetric [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man was pushed off a moped and beaten with his own prosthetic leg</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[South Carolina &#8211; A disabled South Carolina man was pushed off a moped and then beaten with his own prosthetic leg by an assailant who was arrested early today for assault, cops charge. According to a Myrtle Beach Police Department report, Jeffrey Johnson was riding his moped when Joel Parrish, 35, pushed him off the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>University creates sperm bank for honeybees</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PULLMAN, Washington &#8211; There&#8217;s a lot of buzz at Washington State University over work to develop the first sperm bank for  honeybees. Entomologist Steve Sheppard and his crew are using liquid nitrogen to  preserve semen extracted from the industrious insects that pollinate much of the  nation&#8217;s food supply but face environmental threats. The goal is [...]]]></description>
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