Chemistry teacher arrested after bringing date rape drug recipe to school

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Date: September 16th, 2014

boiCONROE, Texas – A  Texas high school chemistry teacher was busted at school for allegedly carrying a backpack with recipes to make date rape drugs.

Oak Ridge High School teacher Haivan Bui was arrested at school after deputies searched her apartment and allegedly found recipes to make date rape drugs, as well as marijuana, methamphetamines, prescription medication, and compounds used to make the date rape concoction, KHOU reports.

Police contend that officers also found date rape recipes in her backpack when she was arrested Friday, according to the new site.

Boi, who also teaches at Lone Star College, was charged with possession with intent to deliver or manufacture a controlled substance, while her husband, who was home during the police search, was also arrested for possession and for being a felon in possession of a firearm, according to news reports.  More

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Black H.S. Football Players Say They Were Racially Taunted With Bananas

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Date: September 16th, 2014

summitSUMMIT, New Jersey – Players from a New Jersey high school football team with a largely African-American makeup said members of another team taunted them racially before a game this past weekend.

As CBS 2’s Christine Sloan reported, the players said the harassment involved the use of bananas by the opposing Summit High School team as a racially offensive joke.

“It was in the door and you could see through the door, because it didn’t have — no doorknobs – so you could see right through the hole,” said North Plainfield High School football player Anthony Lafond. “And they put the banana right through there.”

The North Plainfield players said they were so traumatized that their coach had to console them.

“There’s a few tears shed in the locker room,” Valley said.  More

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Mother complains about swearing Barbie doll

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Date: September 16th, 2014

barbieCARDIFF, Wales – Maybe it’s a prototype for a realistic sailor Barbie.

A Welsh mother said she was shocked when her daughter’s talking Barbie doll blurted out a profane expression — a four-letter euphemism for fornication.

Talina Evans, 25, of North Wales, said the Mattel doll, purchased at a local Home Bargains store, is designed to say several expressions including “to the salon” and “I love a makeover,” but she took the toy away from her daughter, Demileigh, when she heard it blurt out “what the” followed by a popular four-letter profanity.  More

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Second child abuse allegation against Vikings’ Peterson comes to light

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Date: September 16th, 2014

petersonTexas – Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was accused of abusing another of his children in an incident more than a year before the All-Pro was indicted on felony charges last week, a Houston television station reported Monday.

KHOU-TV reported Monday that the incident occurred in June 2013, while the boy, then four years old, was visiting Peterson from out of state. The station reported that the child suffered a head wound that left a scar above his right eye. The scar was still visible weeks later.

The station also obtained text messages between Peterson and the boy’s mother in which Peterson said he had disciplined his son for cursing at a sibling.

“I felt so bad,” one of Peterson’s messages says. “But he did it to his self [sic].” Peterson never answers when asked what he hit the child with, but later says “Be still n take ya whooping he would have saved the scare [scar]. He aight [all right].”  More

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Woman Denied Visa For Sister’s Life-Saving Bone Marrow Transplant

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Date: September 15th, 2014

boneGeorgia – An Atlanta woman is in desperate need of a bone marrow transplant and says the government is standing in the way of her life-saving donor.

Alicia Nino De Palma, 51, has leukemia and needs a bone marrow transplant to survive. Her sister is a full match, but she lives in Mexico and the United States has denied her visa.

“It’s getting to the point where we are running out of options.” Says De Palma’s son Gabriel. “We do not know what else we can do.”

De Palma is a resident of the United States. Her husband and children are U.S. citizens, but none of her relatives living in the U.S. are full matches.  More

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Porn star appears on cover of math textbook

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Date: September 15th, 2014

mathBANGKOK, Thailand – A Thai textbook publisher recalled 3,000 copies of a math textbook after a stock photo of a “teacher” on the cover was found to have come from a porn film.

The picture adorning the cover of publisher MuangThai Book’s “Basic Mathematics” text features several pictures of apparent teachers looking over equations, and a prominently featured image depicts a young woman in a suit looking through a file labeled “mathematics.”

The books were recalled when college students pointed out online that the woman was pornography actress Mana Aoki and the image was a promotional still from an adult video titled “Costume Play Working Girl.”  More

 

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Mice given human brain gene learned tasks faster

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Date: September 15th, 2014

smartNEW YORK – Although it’s far from the sort of brain transplant beloved by science fiction enthusiasts, scientists have taken one step in that direction: they have spliced a key human brain gene into mice.

In the first study designed to assess how partially ‘humanizing’ brains of a different species affects key cognitive functions, scientists reported on Monday that mice carrying a human gene associated with language learned new ways to find food in mazes faster than normal mice.

By isolating the effects of one gene, the work sheds light on its function and hints at the evolutionary changes that led to the unique capabilities of the human brain.  More

 

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Husband nearly fall off cliff while renewing vows

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Date: September 15th, 2014

fallsNew Mexico – Peter Bolton and his wife Faith were renewing their vows during a cliff-top ceremony in Santa Fe, New Mexico when Peter leaned back and apparently lost his footing.

Luckily, his wife of five years, who vowed to be there for the highs and lows, avoided the lowest of those lows and grabbed him before he could fall.

While some people online have pointed out the camera’s angle could make this incident appear more dangerous than it actually was, it hasn’t stopped the video from going viral.

And if those vows sound scary, another couple recently took the plunge while plunging from the sky. 32-year-old Jessy and 46 year old Ingo sealed their union mid-air with a kiss.  More

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Penis-shaped football field graffiti cancels games

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Date: September 15th, 2014

grassBEDFORD, Michigan – Officials with a Michigan school said vandals used grass killer to carve the image of male genitals into a football field, causing four games to be canceled.

Bedford Schools Superintendent Mark Kleinhans said landscapers are using sod to repair the estimated $15,000 to $20,000 worth of damage done to the Bedford High School football field by vandals who used grass killer to put a giant image of male genitalia on the field.

Kleinhans said four games have been canceled as a result of the vandalism and officials are hoping the situation will be corrected in time for the upcoming varsity homecoming game.  More

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U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT ORDERS 160,000 EBOLA HAZMAT SUITS

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Date: September 15th, 2014

ebolaWashington DC – The U.S. State Department has ordered 160,000 Hazmat suits for Ebola, prompting concerns that the federal government is anticipating the rapid spread of a virus that has already claimed an unprecedented number of lives.

In a press release posted by Market Watch, Lakeland Industries, a manufacturer of industrial protective clothing for first responders, announced that it had signaled its intention “to join the fight against the spread of Ebola” by encouraging other suppliers to meet the huge demand created by the U.S. State Department’s order of 160,000 hazmat suits.

“With the U.S. State Department alone putting out a bid for 160,000 suits, we encourage all protective apparel companies to increase their manufacturing capacity for sealed seam garments so that our industry can do its part in addressing this threat to global health,” states the press release.  More

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Love triangle, fatal attraction at heart of poison doctor trial

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Date: September 15th, 2014

Ana Gonzalez-Angulo.Houston – A cancer doctor at MD Anderson in the middle of a love triangle poisoned her lover because of a fatal attraction, prosecutors told jurors Monday.

“This case is about a woman who was totally obsessed,” Assistant Harris County District Attorney Justin Keiter said in opening statements of the trial of Ana Gonzalez-Angulo. “This defendant had a fatal attraction.”

The 43-year-old doctor is accused of poisoning George Blumenschein, another cancer doctor and researcher at the same hospital with whom she had a casual sexual relationship.

Blumenschein began an intimate relationship with Gonzalez-Angulo, a work colleague, in 2011 while living with his long-term girlfriend, prosecutors said.  More

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Dozens of Christians ‘including women and children’ are arrested in Saudi Arabia

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Date: September 15th, 2014

saudiSaudi Arabia - Islamist police in Saudi Arabia have stormed a Christian prayer meeting and arrested its entire congregation, including women and children, and confiscated their bibles, it has been reported.

The raid was the latest incident of a swingeing crackdown on religious minorities in Saudi Arabia by the country’s hard-line Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice. 

The 28 Christians were said to be worshipping at the home of an Indian national in the eastern city of Khafji, when the police entered the building and took them into custody.

They have not been seen or heard from since, raising concerns among human rights groups as to their whereabouts.  More

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Kent State University blasts red-stained sweatshirt sold by Urban Outfitters

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Date: September 15th, 2014

kentA sweatshirt being sold by Urban Outfitters featuring fake blood stains and tattered edges with the logo of Kent State University, where four students were killed in a 1970 incident that shocked America, is “beyond poor taste and trivializes a loss of life,” university officials said Monday.

The $129 vintage Kent State University sweatshirt is “washed soft and perfectly broken in,” the clothier’s website boasts, offering a loose, “slouchy” fit for those seeking gruesome reminders to the campus killings that rocked the nation, leaving nine others wounded.

“May 4, 1970, was a watershed moment for the country and especially the Kent State family,” the statement continues. “We lost four students that day while nine others were wounded and countless others were changed forever.”  More

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Agents find 9/11 terror message draped across border fence – Feds hid incident from public

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Date: September 15th, 2014

fenceNOGALES, Arizona – On September 11, 2014, individuals or a group in Mexico hung a message to America over the U.S.-Mexico border wall condemning American support for Israel and declaring support for Palestine.

U.S. federal agents discovered the banner draped over the primary border fence in Arizona’s Yuma Sector in a restricted area that could only have been reached from Mexico.

The message also contained an image described by authorities as an anarchist symbol.

The incident was kept secret from the American public by federal authorities. Breitbart Texas exclusively obtained the leaked incident report from federal agents on the condition their identities remain private.  More

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Barkley: ‘Every Black Parent In The South’ Whips Their Kids

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Date: September 15th, 2014

barkleyNEW YORK - NBA Hall of Famer Charles Barkley claims that black parents in the South “whip” their children.

Barkley defended Adrian Peterson after the Minnesota Vikings running back was charged with child abuse, stating that black parents who live in the South spank their children.

“Whipping – we do that all the time. Every black parent in the South is going to be in jail under those circumstances,” Barkley admitted to CBS’ “NFL Today” on Sunday.

Pictures of Peterson’s 4-year-old son shows open cuts and welts after the Vikings running back admitted to authorities that he used a switch – or branch – to discipline his child.  More

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Golf legend Greg Norman cheerful about near-amputation by chainsaw

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Date: September 15th, 2014

Greg NormanATLANTA - Greg Norman is recovering from a chain saw accident that nearly cost him his left hand, but not his sense of humor.

“At least I can still play tennis,” Norman told The Associated Press by phone Sunday morning.

Norman, the Hall of Fame golfer and entrepreneur, was cutting back trees in his South Florida home when the weight of a branch pulled his left hand toward the chain saw.

He said the blade hit him just below where a person would be wearing a wrist watch. He said doctors told him it missed his artery by a fraction of an inch.

“Thank God the blade wasn’t running full speed or it would have taken my hand off,” Norman said.  More

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Actress Daniele Watts says police detained her because they thought she was a prostitute

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Date: September 15th, 2014

actressLos Angeles – “Django Unchained” actress Daniele Watts says Los Angeles police allegedly detained her because they thought she was a prostitute.

Watts, who is African-American, and her white boyfriend accuse police of racism for questioning them after they were seen showing affection in public.

An LAPD spokesman told CNN Sunday that officers from its North Hollywood precinct were responding to a citizen complaint.

“There was an indication on the radio call that a male white and female black were involved in a sexual act inside a Mercedes with the vehicle door open,” Officer Sally Madera said.  More

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Phone addicts get their own sidewalk lane

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Date: September 14th, 2014

phone laneChina – Some places have lanes for bicycles, others for motorcycles, but there’s a place in mainland China that boasts a different type of lane altogether: one for phone addicts glued to their screens.

According to a Chinese publication, the cellphone lane above was spotted along a place called Foreigner Street in Chongqing city, one of the five major cities in the country.

The sidewalk was most likely painted on for everyone’s safety, because, hey, if there’s distracted driving, there’s also distracted walking.

If the idea sounds familiar, it’s because the National Geographic did something similar back in July as an experiment.  More

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Rapper stopped show to berate 2 fans who wouldn’t stand up and dance – they were in wheelchairs

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Date: September 14th, 2014

westAustralia – Rapper Kanye West has come under fire for stopping his show in Sydney when two seated fans wouldn’t get to their feet – because they were in wheelchairs.

During the Yeezus tour in the Australian city on Friday night he stopped the whole show at Qantas Credit Union Arena when the two fans remained seated.

Kanye urged the crowd to dance before realizing his mistake as a fan waved a prosthetic limb at him

‘Stand up and dance’ he urged the two concertgoers to get up before realising they were in wheelchairs

‘An eyewitness said Kanye had refused to perform until the crowd were on their feet, saying, ‘I can’t do this song, I can’t do this show until everybody stand up.  More

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Teacher uses 3-year-old daughter to steal $1,700 in goods from Walmart

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Date: September 13th, 2014

Amanda Jo HammonFlorida – A sticky-fingered teacher made her daughter into a pint-sized partner in crime.

Pasco County officials arrested Amanda Jo Hammon Thursday after she allegedly stole $1,700 worth of goods by stuffing the contraband in her 3-year-old daughter’s pink backpack and then making the tot walk out of the store.

The string of thefts earlier this month all happened at the same Walmart, WFTS reported.

The 30-year-old had taught at Wesley Chapel’s John Long Middle School for about 10 years before she abruptly resigned Wednesday with a short handwritten letter.  More

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School to fingerprint students to monitor their diets

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Date: September 13th, 2014

finger printSTOURBRIDGE, England – A school is implementing a biometric system to better track what students are eating each day.

The Express & Star reports students at Redhill School in Stourbridge, England will be fingerprinted in an attempt to reduce lunch lines and “monitor pupils’ diets.”

Some American schools have attempted to implement palm scanners for similar purposes, but were met with parent anger or technological problems.

Washington’s Puyallup School District spent $38,695 on devices that would map the veins in a student’s palm, and then use that data as a school lunch account identifier.

District employees claimed “human error and fraud” necessitated the palm scanners.  More

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Cat survives after being dragged 10 miles at 70mph

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Date: September 13th, 2014

cat earsSwitzerland – A cat hit at 70mph and dragged for 10 miles down a motorway had its ears burned off – but survived.

The cat got its head wedged in the front grill when it was struck by a Peugeot on the A14 near Gisikon, Switzerland.

The proximity of the cat’s head to the hot car engine during its horrific journey caused her ears and fur to burn off.

The driver, Stephanie Huber, said she heard a soft thud but hadn’t thought anything of it and continued driving.

But when she parked up in Lucerne she noticed the front bumper had a cat’s body sticking out of it, with the head wedged inside. When she saw the animal was alive, she had called police.  More

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Minnesota’s largest high school ditches Michelle O’s lunch rules

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Date: September 13th, 2014

eat whatSARTELL, Minn. – There’s a sign in the lunchroom of Minnesota’s Sartell High School: Students can choose two packets of barbecue sauce, or three ketchup packets, or two ketchups and a mustard, or just one packet of mayonnaise.

The new condiment quotas are the product of new federal regulations that strictly limit calories, fat, sodium, sugar and most other nutritional elements of school snacks and lunch foods.

But the overbearing regulations have thus far convinced a record number of students to bring their lunches from home. Lunchrooms across the country are experiencing significant revenue loss, and increasing waste due to a requirement that all students take a fruit or vegetable, whether they eat it or not.

As a result, many districts are opting to forego their federal funding to serve students food they want to eat and  Minnesota’s largest high school, officials have already determined that the nonsensical federal lunch edicts are more trouble than they’re worth.  More

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Woman Charged With Sex Attack On Sleeping Man

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Date: September 13th, 2014

gilmanWashington – A Seattle woman has been charged with raping a man who told cops he awoke in his bed to find his attacker sexually assaulting him while she had his hands pinned down, according to a police report.

Chantae Gilman, 26, was charged this week in connection with the alleged June 17 attack inside the 31-year-old victim’s Seattle apartment.

The man said that on the night of the attack he attended a birthday party for the neighbor whom Gilman knows. “Once arriving home he fell asleep on his bed,” Detective Roger Ishimitsu reported. “Victim slept very hard due to a long day.”

At 2 AM, the man told cops, he awoke to find the 5’ 7”, 240-pound Gilman on top of him. The victim said that his erect penis was inside Gilman, who had the man’s “hands pinned down over his head,” as first reported by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

While Gilman ignored demands to get off him, the man said, he was “able to work his way out from underneath” her.  More

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Manufacturer Apologizes For Penis-Shaped Candy

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Date: September 13th, 2014

chewsNew Zealand – Penis-shaped candy is the latest surprise New Zealand parents received when they found their kids snacking on gummies.

Nelson-based confectionery company Dutch Rusk has been getting a lot of complaints from candy lovers. Instead of a handful of tasty gummy treats, kids in New Zealand pulled out penis-shaped gummies, which led to furious parents mailing them back, Stuff reported.

How did this happen? Dutch Rusk imported Dragon Sweets from a Chinese manufacturer that somehow mixed up the gummies with a penis-shaped batch.

In China, penis candies aren’t considered offensive because the penis is a sign of fertility in their culture, but other countries have obviously disagreed in promoting a private part on a piece of candy.  More

 

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Congressman says ‘sexting’ is a vital campaign tool

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Date: September 13th, 2014

sextingRep. James Clyburn (D-SC), the third-ranking House Democrat, got his tech lingo mixed up when he recommended “sexting” as a vital tool for organizing voters.

The 72-year-old pol — who apparently meant to say “texting” — slipped up on C-SPAN over Labor Day weekend, when a caller asked about how to promote change in the wake of the Michael Brown murder.

“We’ve got great tools to communicate … We can, uh, text. Uh, what do we call it? Sexting. Let’s do some voting, uh, uh, organizing over the Internet. We’ve got the tools,” he said.

He added, “Let’s use them for a new, massive movement that will make sure that we can have in November 2014 the kind of turnout at the polls that we had in 2012 in November.”  More

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Woman Accused of Pranks on Homeowners Pleads Not Guilty

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Date: September 13th, 2014

roweCalifornia – A California woman accused of playing cruel and potentially dangerous pranks on a couple who bought her dream home pleaded not guilty in San Diego court today.

Kathy Rowe is accused of signing the wife up for sex ads online, including one she titled “Carmel Valley Freak Show,” encouraging visitors to drop by unannounced while her husband is at work, according to court documents. She allegedly told men who responded to the listings to push their way inside the home, and gave men the couple’s new address.

The couple, who bought the house for $779,000, was also bombarded by unwanted magazines, books and junk mail addressed to “Jacques Arse,” which Rowe is accused of arranging.

Rowe also allegedly sent romantic Valentine’s Day cards from the husband to his female neighbors.  More

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Woman pointed rifle and screamed at boy for practicing clarinet

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Date: September 13th, 2014

piferColorado – A woman from Colorado pointed a rifle at a an 11-year-old boy after becoming irritated at his clarinet playing.

Cheryl Ann Pifer, 60, was arrested on Wednesday afternoon at her Grand Junction home and charged with menacing, child abuse, and prohibited use of a weapon.

The young boy was practicing the clarinet in a neighboring backyard  when the woman allegedly pointed a rifle at the child and yelled, ‘Fire in the hole!,’ police allege

The boy told police that he was doing his homework and playing the clarinet outside when Pifer came outside an screamed at him to ‘get your ass back inside.’  More

 

 

 

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Missing train traced after 17 days

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Date: September 13th, 2014

biharBihar – A train which went missing from one railway division in Bihar was finally traced on Thursday after 17 long days from another division, senior officials said.

The Gorakhpur-Muzaffarpur passenger train “went missing” from Hajipur on the night of August 25 after the derailment of a goods train led to the diversion of several trains on other routes.

As this train began taking a new route, passengers quickly got off and the train was reported “missing”, Arun Malik, divisional manager in the Samastipur railway division said.

“We finally traced it today at a railway station in another division,” he said.  More

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Man cooked girlfriend’s dog and fed it to her

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Date: September 13th, 2014

ryanREDDING, California – A Northern California man has been arrested after his ex-girlfriend said he cooked her dog and fed it to her.

Ryan Watenpaugh of Palo Cedro was arrested Thursday.

Watenpaugh’s ex told police he had repeatedly struck her while they were dating and that after one assault, she left her Redding apartment and returned to find her Pomeranian, “Bear,” missing.

Police say the couple briefly reconciled last week and Watenpaugh cooked the woman a meal.

But she told police he later texted her and asked how her dog had tasted.  More

 

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