It’s so cold in Florida, iguanas are falling from trees

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Date: January 5th, 2018

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treesIt’s so cold in Florida that iguanas are falling from their perches in suburban trees.

Temperatures dipped below 40 degrees Fahrenheit (5 degrees Celsius) early Thursday in parts of South Florida, according to the National Weather Service in Miami.

That’s chilly enough to immobilize green iguanas common in Miami’s suburbs.

Palm Beach Post columnist Frank Cerabino tweeted a photograph of an iguana lying belly-up next to his swimming pool. WPEC-TV posted images of an iguana on its back on a Palm Beach County road.  More

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Rats! DC wages war against resurgent rodents with dry ice

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Date: January 5th, 2018

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ratsAny mists spotted rising over the swamp may just be Washington wielding its newest weapon in its never-ending war on rats: dry ice.

The District of Columbia’s rodent control division’s program manager, Gerard Brown, tells The Washington Post the frozen form of carbon dioxide complements the poison the city uses, as reported rat complaints reach a four-year high.

Last month, Brown and Mayor Muriel Bowser oversaw a demonstration in which health department staffers stuffed dry ice into a northeast Washington alley rathole.  More

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Man breaks into evidence undetected, takes back bike

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Date: January 5th, 2018

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policeProvo police say a man broke into the department’s evidence room undetected and took back his bike.

Deseret News reported Thursday that the burglary went unnoticed until the person who originally was found with the bike was arrested again and told officers David Elwin Snow was bragging that he “pulled off the crime of the century.”

The 37-year-old Snow and his brother had gone to the department on Dec. 18 to retrieve the bike, but since they never reported it stolen they had a hard time verifying it was Snow’s bike.  More

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I Just Made You Half Owner!

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Date: January 5th, 2018

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buyA very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.”

The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.”

“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”

“I hate office work,” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half owner of a money-making industry, but you don’t like factories, and won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?”

“Easy,” said the son-in-law. “Buy me out.”

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Impatient passenger leaves delayed plane via emergency exit

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Date: January 3rd, 2018

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airAn airline passenger was arrested after leaving a plane delayed on the tarmac at a Spanish airport via the emergency exit.

Passenger Fernando Del Valle Villlobos captured the incident, which took place on Monday, in a video that showed the man walking along the wing with his bag in hand.

Del Valle Villlobos said the Ryanair flight had left London an hour late and passengers were then held on the plane for a further thirty minutes after landing in Malaga, without explanation from the airline.  More

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Split Second vs Nano Second

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Date: January 3rd, 2018

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waitingI have discovered the answer to a question that has been puzzling scientists for hundreds of years.

What is the exact difference between a split second and a nanosecond?

My girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a fancy dinner when, right as we were about to leave home, my girlfriend asked me the question all guys dread. She asked, “Does this dress look bad on me?”

If I had said “no” in a nanosecond, we’d have been out the door. However, since I took a split second before responding, she had to go back up to her closet to change, again.

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Flight out of California canceled when rat boards the plane

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Date: January 3rd, 2018

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alaskaA plane scheduled to depart from a California airport was grounded when a rat was seen boarding the aircraft shortly before takeoff time.

Oakland International Airport spokeswoman Keonnis Taylor said Alaska Airlines Flight 915 had been scheduled to depart for Portland at 9:15 a.m. Tuesday, but the plane was evacuated when the rat was spotted.

“The plane is currently out of service,” Alaska Airlines said.

“It will be returned to operations once it’s certified rodent-free by a professional exterminator. The aircraft will also be thoroughly inspected to ensure no damage has been done.”  More

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Flight returns to Detroit after bird found in cockpit

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Date: January 2nd, 2018

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humA flight from Michigan to Georgia was forced to turn back on Saturday after a bird entered the plane, Delta officials said.

Shortly after Flight 1943 to Atlanta took off from Detroit Metro Airport pilots noticed a small bird had made its way into the flight deck.

Officials determined it had entered the plane during boarding and flown into the cockpit.

The bird, which the captain believed was a hummingbird, was so small staff was unable to find it after more than an hour of searching, prompting the captain to turn the plane around.  More

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Happy New Year

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Date: January 1st, 2018

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Police to Americans: Don’t shoot guns in the air on New Year’s Eve

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Date: December 31st, 2017

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policeCOLUMBUS, Ohio — Police around the United States have urged residents against the dangerous practice of shooting off guns to celebrate the New Year and warned of criminal charges against those who do.

In Columbus, Ohio, Deputy Police Chief Richard Bash said Friday that police will charge anyone caught firing a gun on New Year’s Eve.

Bash said the shooting is dangerous and ties up officers who must investigate numerous gunfire reports. If people can safely record evidence of a shooting on their phones they should submit it to police, he said.

“We need a culture change,” Bash said. “We need the community to step up and say, ‘This is not the behaviour that we’re willing to put up with.’ When that happens, it will help.”  More

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Joker the dog survives 8-day airport, city adventure

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Date: December 31st, 2017

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jokerDANIA BEACH, Fla.  — Joker the dog had one heckuva Christmas adventure.

Joker’s owner, Summer Burgos, flew him to Florida on Dec. 21 to live with family while she trains in the Navy. As soon as Burgos’ mother-in-law opened the crate at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport, the 2-year-old Canaan bolted past her.

For eight days, in a strange city, Joker roamed the streets.

On Christmas Eve, the Sun Sentinel reports that Joker was spotted near some shops in Fort Lauderdale. A few days later, a group of neighbors in Dania Beach finally rescued Joker — about 4 miles (6 kilometers) from the airport.  More

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Judge gets arrested in courtroom during fight with assistant police chief

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Date: December 31st, 2017

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judgeThe courtroom in Clarksdale, Mississippi, was tense when there was a battle between the judge and an assistant police chief.

According to witnesses, Judge Derek Hopson was walking in the courtroom when he allegedly bumped into Assistant Police Chief Troy Kimble.

Egos were hurt and Kimble quickly arrested Judge Hopson for assaulting him.

Kimble walked the handcuffed judge out of his own courtroom while he was still wearing his robe.

he courtroom in Clarksdale, Mississippi, was tense when there was a battle between the judge and an assistant police chief.  More

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Walk on Water

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Date: December 31st, 2017

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waterDallas heard that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays.

So, on his 21st birthday, Dallas and his big brother Damon, headed out to the lake. “If they did it, I can too!” he insisted.

When Dallas and Damon arrived at the lake, they rented a canoe and began paddling.

When they got to the middle of the lake, Dallas stepped off of the side of the boat… and nearly drowned. Furious and somewhat embarrassed, he and Damon headed for home.

When Dallas arrived back at the family home, he asked his grandmother for an explanation. “Grandma, why can’t I walk on water like my father, and his father, and his father before him?”

His sweet old grandmother took Dallas by the hand, looked into his eyes, and explained, “That’s because your father, grandfather, and great-grandfather were born in January. You, my dear, were born in June.”

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Apple Apologizes For Slowing Down Older IPhones

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Date: December 31st, 2017

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appleCUPERTINO — Apple publicly apologized to customers for the battery performance of older iPhone models and announced it is slashing prices for replacement batteries from $79 to $29 for one year.

The company, which has been sued for allegedly slowing down older Apple products intentionally, released a a letter to customers Thursday saying, “There’s been a lot of misunderstanding about this issue…”

After a blog post proved older iPhones were deteriorating on newer operating systems, Apple admitted last week, that it purposely slowed down certain tasks to prevent older iPhone batteries from suddenly shutting down.  More

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Drug dealer carrying 1,000 marijuana joints gets into police car and asks for ride after mistaking it for a taxi

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Date: December 30th, 2017

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policeA drug dealer who was rushing home while carrying a large stash of marijuana accidentally got into a police car and was busted, according to police in Denmark.

The man is facing a charge of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.

If convicted, he faces up to 8 years in prison.

According to the police investigation, the incident unfolded on Friday night.

The drug dealer just picked up a large stash of 1,000 marijuana joints and he was in a rush to get home.

Since it was dark, the drug dealer got into a police car, mistaking it for a taxi.  More

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