When I thought about being a doctor

Posted By Staff

Date: December 30th, 2017

Comments Off

Category: Nutty Jokes

docWhen I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters “PNEIS” into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today.

The rest of us are sending jokes by email.

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

For Nearly 60 Years Clint Eastwood Stayed Silent, Finally He Shares Heart Wrenching Story

Posted By Staff

Date: December 30th, 2017

Comments Off

Category: Nutty News

clintHollywood legend Clint Eastwood has an incredible story that most people don’t know about.

The veteran actor was born in 1930 during the Great Depression to a modest background.

His father was a migrant worker while his mother worked in a factory.

Eastwood weighed an astonishing 11.59 pounds at birth, which was considered a medical anomaly back then.

Eventually he grew up to be 6 feet 2 inches tall and enlisted in the Army, according to AWM.

When he was 21, Eastwood was a passenger on a World War II-era Naval aircraft that crashed in the Pacific.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

Botched Plastic Surgery Leaves Woman with Protruding Silicone Implant Between Her Eyes

Posted By Staff

Date: December 30th, 2017

Category: Nutty News

plasticAn unnamed Thai woman has shared photos of a botched nose job online to warn others not to undergo the risky procedure without first doing some research on the clinic.

She underwent surgery in Thailand’s southern city of Hat Yai at an unidentified clinic offering cheap rhinoplasty.

The procedure involved inserting a silicone implant, similar to those used in breast enhancement surgery, into her nose with the intention of creating a more pronounced look.

The woman suffered an infection which caused massive inflammation at the site of the operation.

Her body was rejecting the procedure, and shockingly, the implant began to emerge from the skin above her nose.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

Oregon burglary suspect drives into river in failed getaway attempt

Posted By Staff

Date: December 30th, 2017

Category: Nutty News

oregonPolice in Oregon said a burglary suspect was arrested after driving his truck off a pier and into a river while fleeing from officers.

The Astoria Police Department said officers investigating reports of a man trespassing on boats at North Point Tongue on Wednesday arrived on the scene and spotted a Ford F150 registered to Timofey Erofeeff, 27, who was on parole for offenses in Deschutes County.

Officers approached the truck with the intention of taking him into custody, but Erofeeff sped off in the truck and ultimately drove it off a pier and into the Columbia River.

Erofeeff attempted to swim away through the frigid water, but the cold temperatures caused him to turn back after making it a few hundred feet.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

Barber Gives Man ‘Three Stooges’ Haircut, Snips His Ear

Posted By Staff

Date: December 28th, 2017

Category: Nutty News

hairA Wisconsin barber cut off more than one customer asked for when he sliced off a piece of the man’s ear.

Madison police spokesman Joel DeSpain said the 22-year-old man visited Ruby’s Salon barber shop to get a shave on the sides and an inch off the top, the Washington State Journal reports.

Shabani says that the man was very fidgety and kept moving his head.

The Wisconsin State Journal reports that rather than telling the man to stay still, the stylist twisted the customer’s ear when he began to move around. Then he snipped off the tip.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TODAY’S NUTTY JOKE

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

Malaysian Man to Divorce Wife After She Sold His Video Game Account

Posted By Staff

Date: December 28th, 2017

Category: Nutty News

kingTencent’s insanely popular mobile video game “King of Glory” is once again getting some bad publicity in Asian media, after allegedly getting one 25-year-old Malaysian man so addicted that he decided to divorce his wife of six years because she sold his account in the hopes that he would spend more time with her and their daughter.

In the past, King of Glory was linked to the death of a popular Chinese streamer who allegedly spent most of his nights playing the game, and to the blindness of a woman who played the popular MOBA for three days straight.

The husband was fascinated with it from the start, but she never imagined that a video game could ever endanger their marriage. In the beginning, she even played alongside him, just so they could be together, but soon, he began complaining about her skills and playing with his friends instead.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TODAY’S NUTTY JOKE

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

Lifelong best friends discover they’re actually brothers

Posted By Staff

Date: December 28th, 2017

Category: Nutty News

broHONOLULU  — Two Hawaii men who grew up as best friends recently learned that they’re actually brothers and revealed the surprise to family and friends over the holidays.

Alan Robinson and Walter Macfarlane have been friends for 60 years.

Born in Hawaii 15 months apart, they met in the sixth grade and played football together at a Honolulu prep school.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TODAY’S NUTTY JOKE

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

Woman accused of $300K in damage to art at attorney’s home

Posted By Staff

Date: December 27th, 2017

Category: Nutty News

artHOUSTON – Court records show a woman was arrested late Saturday after causing damage to several works of art at a Houston attorney’s home in River Oaks.

Lindy Lou Layman, 29, is accused of damaging three paintings and two sculptures at the home of prominent attorney Anthony Buzbee.

Layman is accused of pouring liquid onto paintings, tearing paintings off the wall and throwing sculptures across the room, according to Harris County court documents.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TODAY’S NUTTY JOKE

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

Doctor behind manure delivery to Treasury Secretary says he’s proud of prank

Posted By Staff

Date: December 27th, 2017

Category: Nutty News

manureLOS ANGELES - A clinical psychologist who made headlines for sending a gift-wrapped box containing horse manure to the Bel Air home of Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin says he’s proud of his prank.

CBS Los Angeles reports the incident caused the LAPD’s bomb squad to shut down the residential street, and it warranted a surprise visit from the Secret Service.

“One thing leads to another. You’re having a couple of drinks and you’re like ‘let’s do this,’” Dr. Robert Strong said.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TODAY’S NUTTY JOKE

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

Man stabs sister with meat fork in buttocks

Posted By Staff

Date: December 27th, 2017

Category: Nutty News

forkYORK, Pennsylvania – Christmas was not exactly the “most wonderful time of the year” for one Pennsylvania family, as a domestic dispute devolved into a man allegedly jabbing his sister in the buttocks with a meat fork, according to charging documents.

Joshua Frederick Webber, 25, of York, faces one count each of simple assault and harassment.

On Tuesday, he remained in York County Prison on $25,000 bail, according to online court dockets.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TODAY’S NUTTY JOKE

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

Man is arrested for ‘punching an ATM

Posted By Staff

Date: December 26th, 2017

Category: Nutty News

atmA Florida man claimed that an ATM was giving him too much cash, so he retaliated.

Michael Joseph Oleksik, 23, was charged with criminal mischief on Friday for punching a Wells Fargo ATM in Cocoa, Florida, nearly a month ago.

According to bank officials, the assault on the machine caused at least $5,000 in damages.

Oleksik called the bank and told a manager that he pummeled the ATM because ‘he was angry the ATM was giving him too much money and he did not know what to do,’ according to records.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TODAY’S NUTTY JOKE

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

Man punched his girlfriend in the face for eating the last COOKIE

Posted By Staff

Date: December 26th, 2017

Category: Nutty News

cookiePort St. Lucie police said that they have arrested 31-year-old Richard Hessic after being accused of punching his girlfriend in the face.

Richard Hessic, 31, of Port St Lucie, Florida was arrested last Thursday night following the snack-related attack on his live-in girlfriend.

When questioned by police, the 6-foot-4 butcher admitted that he became enraged when he discovered that the last of his favorite chocolate chip cookies was gone.

Hessic confronted his girlfriend of three years, a 34-year-old nurse, but he got the feeling that she was ‘blowing him off’, according to an incident report obtained by The Smoking Gun.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TODAY’S NUTTY JOKE

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

Boyfriend shoots random woman in the street to show his girlfriend how “crazy” he can be

Posted By Staff

Date: December 26th, 2017

Category: Nutty News

crazyPolice in New Orleans, Louisiana, said that Glen Alveris randomly shot the woman who was walking her dog to show his girlfriend how “crazy” he could be, according to reports.

Alveris initially got away with the shooting until he had another fight with his 20-year-old girlfriend and ended up stabbing her several times.

While being interrogated, the girlfriend told police that Alveris threatened her after the two got into an argument while in their car over how she had danced with another man at a party.

She said that Alveris pulled out a gun and threatened to kill her.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TODAY’S NUTTY JOKE

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share

Merry Christmas

Posted By Staff

Date: December 24th, 2017

Comments Off

Category: Nutty News

 

 

merry

Bookmark and Share

Woman On Deathbed Warns Of Dangerous Habit

Posted By Staff

Date: December 23rd, 2017

Category: Nutty News

melA woman’s last wish was to warn others about the common habit that lead to her becoming deathly ill.

Ashley Trenner became terminally ill.

She was diagnosed metastatic melanoma and wanted to user her last days to warn others not to make the same mistake that she did for so long.

Ashley spent a lot of her time tanning.

She started visiting tanning beds at a young age and loved the way it made her look, especially living in Washington state.  More

NUTTY NEWS VIDEOS

TODAY’S NUTTY JOKE

TECHNOLOGY NEWS by Percento Technologies

NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android

Bookmark and Share