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Nutty News Quote

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Date: July 29th, 2011

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trumanI have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
President Harry S. Truman

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Date: July 27th, 2011

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Nutty News Video

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Date: July 26th, 2011

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Wounded Warriors & President Bush (July 4th, 2011)  

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Nutty Joke

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Date: July 26th, 2011

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nutty-news-jokeAging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. “On a woman,” the doctor said, “the heart would be just below the left breast.”

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

Slow news day: Man says it’s too hot to fish

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Date: July 17th, 2011

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bobby-kirkNutty News Athens, Georgia – “It was no good this morning. I never got a bite,” Kirk said, standing in the shade of his porch off Rogers Road, one of the few dirt roads left in Oconee County. “I reckon it was too hot.” But the previous week, the 76-year-old man had caught the largest fish of his life — a 40 pound flathead catfish. “I sold him for $40,” Kirk said as he chewed on a wad of J.D.’s Blend tobacco. Kirk, who is known in this neck of the woods as an expert at training beagles to run rabbits, said he fishes most days at Lake Oconee, especially around the Dyar Pasture area of Greene County. “You know why people can’t take the heat?” he asked. “Air-condition has ruined everybody. You know what I mean?”  More   Nutty News Today   Nutty News for iPhone   Nutty News for Android Phones   Nutty Videos   Nutty News Facebook Fan Page   Nutty News on Twitter   Nutty Videos on Twitter   Register A Website Address – Choose A Hosting Package – Easy Do-It-Yourself Websites - HostWink.com  Nutty News Marketplace

Nutty News Quote

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Date: July 14th, 2011

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harry-reedSenate Majority Leader Harry Reid tells House Majority Leader Eric Cantor to get out of the way and ‘let the grown-ups get to work.’

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“News of the World” Closes After 168 Years

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Date: July 7th, 2011

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news-of-the-worldNutty News London – Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation will close its tabloid News of the World after this Sunday’s edition, as a result of an escalating phone hacking scandal, James Murdoch. “The News of the World is in the business of holding others to account,” the deputy chief operating officer of News Corporation told staff of the 168-year-old newspaper. “It failed when it came to itself. “The good things the News of the World does have been sullied by behavior that was wrong. Indeed, if recent allegations are true, it was inhuman and has no place in our company.”   News Corporation has been rocked in the last week by claims that its best-selling Sunday tabloid hacked in to the phones of relatives of British soldiers killed in action, of missing children and those caught up in the July 2005 London bombings.  More   Nutty News Today   Nutty News for iPhone   Nutty News for Android Phones   Nutty Videos   Nutty News Facebook Fan Page   Nutty News on Twitter   Nutty Videos on Twitter   Register A Website Address – Choose A Hosting Package – Easy Do-It-Yourself Websites - HostWink.com  Nutty News Marketplace