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Nutty News Rhode Island – Authorities in Cranston, R.I., say they’ve only partially solved the mystery of who put up nearly 700 stop signs that hadn’t gotten proper approval. State Department of Transportation officials have said their workers were responsible for about one-third of the signs. The other two-thirds? A spokeswoman for the mayor says many may have been installed by city residents.  More…

Nutty News Sheboygan – A 25-year-old Sheboygan man was charged after allegedly firing a handgun into the floor of his upstairs apartment unit while seated on his toilet, sending a bullet into an occupied downstairs apartment. Dustin J. Sippel was charged with one felony count of first-degree reckless endangerment and misdemeanor counts of possession of a firearm while intoxicated, possession of drug paraphernalia and carrying a concealed weapon.  More…

Nutty News Massachusetts – Battle-weary Bay State Democrats are getting squeezed by U.S. Sen. John F. Kerry this Christmas, as the nation’s richest senator puts the arm on cash-strapped party donors to fill his campaign war chest – even though he’s not up for re-election for another four years. “I think people feel very tapped-out,” said Phil Johnston, former Massachusetts Democratic Party chairman, who is helping to organize Kerry’s Dec. 13 gala.  The state’s senior senator was recently ranked the nation’s richest.  More…

Nutty News Washington DC – The investigative arm of the Homeland Security Department appears to be shutting down websites that facilitate copyright infringement. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has seized dozens of domain names over the past few days. ICE appears to be targeting sites that help Internet users download copyrighted music, as well as sites that sell bootleg goods, such as fake designer handbags.  More…

Nutty News USA – Those latex gloves Transportation Security Administration agents wear while giving airline passengers those infamous full-body pat-downs apparently aren’t there for the safety and security of passengers – only the TSA agents. The agents wear the same gloves to pat down dozens, perhaps hundreds, of passengers, not changing them even though the Centers for Disease Control in its online writings has emphasized the important of clean hands to prevent the exchange of loathsome afflictions.  More…

Nutty News California – Charlie Sheen filed a lawsuit for extortion and two other counts against the porn star who claims he tried to choke her during a bizarre meltdown in a New York hotel last month. In the lawsuit Sheen alleges that Christina Walsh, aka Capri Anderson, demanded $1 million from the Two and a Half Men star to keep quiet.  The suit also alleges that Walsh works as a prostitute.  More…

Nutty News Florida – An Ocala man has been arrested and charged with aggravated battery after he went Mike Tyson on his brother and chewed off part of his ear during a fight. The brothers had both had a few too many beers when they got into an argument over the family dog. Words soon turned to shoves and before long, the brothers were playing family feud.  More…

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Nutty News Florida – Police said a suspect arrested for drug possession denied ownership of the cocaine he was found to be concealing in his buttocks. Deputies searching Roberts’ person discovered a soft object in his buttocks that Roberts then took out and gave to the deputies, who identified it as a baggie of marijuana. Deputies said they found a second soft object in Roberts’ buttocks that was removed and identified as cocaine. He said the cocaine was not his.  More…

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Nutty News Guam – In a ploy to rid Guam of its population of invasive brown tree snakes, the U.S. Department of Agriculture is bombing the island with drugged frozen mice, military news outlet Stars and Stripes reported. Using Naval Base Guam as a starting point, scientists drop mice packed with acetaminophen from helicopters into the jungle canopy. Snakes will die when they eat acetaminophen.  More…

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Nutty News South Carolina – “Virtually all of our members who are in the business of picking up used cooking oils are experiencing grease theft to some degree or another, in some cases, pretty significantly,” association President Tom Cook said. David Miller, owner of the Kickin’ Chicken restaurants in Mount Pleasant, S.C., doesn’t know who made off with several thousand dollars worth of day-old vegetable oil from his seven stores. He started noticing significant drop-offs in the monthly payment from the grease buyers and knew something was going on.  More…

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Nutty News Pasco, Washington – The head of the Washington State Potato Commission says he’s sick of people linking spuds to junk food. So Chris Voigt says he’s going to eat nothing for 60 days except potatoes. Twenty potatoes a day. And no cheating with cheese toppings or bacon bits. “The potato has a pretty poor reputation in the U.S., and it’s time to do something extreme to wake them up to just how great the potato really is.”  More…

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Nutty News Arizona – A Phoenix jail inmate was left wearing nothing but pink socks after scaling five fences in an escape attempt before he was captured. The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office says 24-year-old Clayton Thornburg suffered cuts on parts of his body since some of the Durango Jail’s fences are 15 feet high and topped with razor wire. Jail officials say the razor wire had stripped away Thornburg’s jail uniform and pink underwear by the time he reached the last fence.  More… 

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Nutty News Montana – A 31-year-old Three Forks man accused of hitting his pregnant sister in the mouth with a wrench during her wedding reception has pleaded not guilty. David J. Sicotte appeared in District Court on charges of assault with a weapon, a felony, and disorderly conduct. Prosecutors said he arrived at the reception uninvited, pushed his sister’s new mother-in-law to the ground and started fighting with the groom. Witnesses said Sicotte later came at his sister with the wrench.  More…

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Nutty News Michigan – Police said a 40-year-old man faces drunk driving charges after he drove an intoxicated woman to the police station. Police said Donald Chamberlain, from Clawson, drove his 35-year-old neighbor to the station to answer questions about an assault involving her husband the previous day. The woman left the station with Chamberlain after telling officers she was too drunk to answer questions.  More…

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Nutty News Webster – A three-time convicted drunk driver allegedly drove into the front steps of a house while intoxicated and wearing a T-shirt that says, “I have a drinking problem.” James J. Johnson, 50, of 519 Quaddick Town Farm Road in Thompson, was ordered held on $2,500 bail on charges of drunken driving (fourth offense), negligent driving and malicious destruction of property less than $250.  More…

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Nutty News Florida – By all indications, a Florida high school football coach was just trying to do the right thing when he allowed a homeless player to live with him. Now that coach and his school are facing fines that could reach into the thousands of dollars — and potential forfeiture of victories — because of the player’s housing arrangements. The rule states that no school employee or representative of the school’s athletic department can provide or promise free or reduced-cost housing for a potential athlete in their program.  More…

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